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Shy_guy_Dylan

1. Shy_guy_Dylan
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   February 13, 2012 2:13pm UTC
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2. Shy_guy_Dylan
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   February 13, 2012 1:54pm UTC
   His first ever
   girlfriend
   at fifthteen
   Just
   broke his heart
   thanks kendall
   I am having to
   convince him not
   to kill himself...
   
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3. Shy_guy_Dylan
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   February 13, 2012 1:51pm UTC
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4. Shy_guy_Dylan
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   February 12, 2012 6:51pm UTC
   I wanted to be
   more than
   friends...
   I want never gets...
   
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5. Shy_guy_Dylan
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   So she sat on the slanted step, with a broken
   heart...
   With a church full of people, her mascara runs
   down her cheeks...
   She lets down her perfectly placed hair, and
   rearrange's the perfect white puffy dress...
   And cries to herself silently as she watches her
   groom...
   run away from the church with another girl...
   
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6. Shy_guy_Dylan
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 4:22pm UTC
   .If i could i would do you...
   under the tablee..
   on top of the table...
   on the couch...
   next to the TV....
   On the bed...
   In the bath tub...
   On the carpet....
   You dirty minded people!:D
   I was talking about my colouring book!
   
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7. Shy_guy_Dylan
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 7:22am UTC
   ♚
   WAKE
   UP
   WITH A
   MOUSTACHE, BEARD
   AND BUNNY RABBIT
   DRAWN ON YOUR BODY AND FACE?
   
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8. Shy_guy_Dylan
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 5:52am UTC
   You know my name...
   Not my story!
   
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9. Shy_guy_Dylan
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   ."Ideas are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny."
   - Carl Schurz
   
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10. Shy_guy_Dylan
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    ♚
    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    TAKE YOUR
    TOP OFF!
    
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11. Shy_guy_Dylan
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Awkward moment when..
    .
    Yo realise your t-shirt is on wrong, so you have to
    take your t-shirt off in the middle of asda!:D
    
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12. Shy_guy_Dylan
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    What's the weirdest thing under your bed?
    Banana peel... i used the banana for my hair. jk! I dont have a clue... condom maybe?
    Do you cut out coupons?
    Nope
    What should you be doing?
    Revision..
    What's your favorite smell?
    Fooooooooooood!
    Describe your life in one word.
    Meh
    When was the last time you cried?
    I;m a man, men don't cry! jk yesterday when Connor kicked me in the balls
    Ever had a near death experience?
    Suicide?
    Who was your last text from?
    Amberly
    What is your prized possesion?
    My necklace my mum gave me before she died
    Have you ever cheated on a test or exam?
    of course
    What was the last thing you said that you wished you didn't say?
    nothing.
    Who was the last person you thought about?
    My mum, Kendall, Lexi, Connor, Amberly
    Who did you take your last picture with?
    Just me, ;cos i'm a loner
    When was the last time you wrote on the cement with chalk?
    Last summer
    What are you dreading right now?
    The fact she wont like me, for who i am..
    Do you own a pair of converse?
    Yup, several!
    What noise do you hear?
    My keyboard, eminem, and Connor...
    Do you know someone with the same name as you?
    3 people...
    
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13. Shy_guy_Dylan
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    Awkward moment when..
    .Someone actually found out how old Dora the
    explorer is...
    Dude, this is why guys like you don't get
    girlfriends and guys like me doo:o)
    
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