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ShortyJordy

1. ShortyJordy
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 5:19pm UTC
   i live for friends, i laugh for the moments...
   but i love for him.
   ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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2. ShortyJordy
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 9:53am UTC
   Boy: so i heard you like bad boys...
   Girl: yeahh
   Boy: well, im not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn't ask my parents.
   
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3. ShortyJordy
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 9:47pm UTC
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4. ShortyJordy
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2011 10:37pm UTC
   Format by XxprettixX
   ♥-------------[♥] for the old disney channel
   Suite life of Zach and Cody
   Hannah Montana
   That's So Raven
   Lizzie McGuire
   Even Stevens
   Cory In The House
   & Many More(:
   No, no talking fish or eleven year olds in high school!
   ♥-------------♥
   Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)
   
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5. ShortyJordy
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2011 10:12pm UTC
   life is like an action movie. you have the good guys, the bad guys, the fighting and the injuries. & at some point the plot gets twisted into a love story.
   ♥
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6. ShortyJordy
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 3:17pm UTC
   Walking into class late,
   and being stared at
   like you just murdered someone.
   
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7. ShortyJordy
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 11:19am UTC
   mario.
   you can hit you head on bricks...yet you touch a turtle and die.
   EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.
   not my format.
   
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8. ShortyJordy
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 9:13am UTC
   & She Waits And Waits...
   for him to realize he's the reason she's awake♥
   
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9. ShortyJordy
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2011 5:37pm UTC
   At A Restuarant ...
   your birthday :
   NO DON'T SING TO ME!
   someone you don't even know's birthday:
   clap like a retarded seal and sing wicked loud.
   
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10. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    That Moment When The TV Goes All Fuzzy.
    & Your All Like NOOOOOOOOO!
    
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11. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    GYM
    AKA.....
    THE ONLY REASON TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS IN THE WINTER.
    NMQ.
    
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12. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    OMG FACT #4
    BING stands for "because it's not google"
    
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13. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    OMG FACT #3
    women speak about 7,000 words a day.
    
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14. ShortyJordy
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    October 23, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    OMG FACT #3
    touching your tongue while yawning stops the yawn.
    
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15. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    OMG FACT #2
    when cracking your knuckles that sound you hear is gas bubbles bursting.
    
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16. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 12:57pm UTC
    OMG FACT #1
    you can not hum while holding your nose closed.
    
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17. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    i'm a girl.
    i check my phone even when i know i'll have no texts.
    i go out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    i say thingy when i don't remember the name of something.
    i pretend to be writing in class so i won't be called on.
    i say elemenopee as a letter in the alphabet.
    i run up the stairs as if someone was chasing me.
    i laugh everything off so no one asks what's wrong.
    i am the quiet girl in school who's physco at home.
    i fall to hard for boys.
    i look at the window as if i am in a movie when a sad song comes on.
    i take pictures to remember the good moments.
    I'm a girl.
    
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18. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    She's not a size 0?
    Well Sorry, that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.*
    
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19. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    MIRROR : "You Are Gorgeous!"
    CAMERA: "YOU CALL THAT PRETTY?!?!"
    
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20. ShortyJordy
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When ;
    you make full eye contact with your ex in the hallway and both of your faces are just like O.O
    
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