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  1. thisworldismad thisworldismad
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    d ear "mr.swagger",
    either pull up your pants and buy
    a belt or waddle a little faster.

  2. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    Dear brain,
    Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I'm getting fat.

  3. justanotherteen justanotherteen
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    There should be an award for
    someone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.

    justanotherteen
    followme i followback(;

  4. nikkiparentrox nikkiparentrox
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    The Best Thing Ever;
    having a fire drill during your least favorite class ♥

  5. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    Oh a spider. You are tiny.
    I am a big person. I am a
    grown up. I can handle
    this. You are tiny. I am a
    big pe - OMG IT
    MOVED!!

  6. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    If my best friend dislikes you,
    I'll automatically dislike you aswell.

  7. annuleesemylady annuleesemylady
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Shows I watched as a kid:
    Kim Possible
    Rugrats
    The Amanda Show
    Unfabulous
    H2O
    Zoey 101
    The Berenstain Bears
    Arthur
    Cyberchase
    The Big Comfy Couch
    As Told By Ginger
    The Wiggles
    The Bear in the Big Blue House
    LazyTown
    Little Bear
    Fave if you've watched one of these shows.
    Annuleesemylady♥

  8. nikkiparentrox nikkiparentrox
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    I saw a baby wearing a bib
    that said;
    'Santa isn't real, but thats okay because I can't read ;]

  9. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    We Used To Talk
    all day, every day. now it's typical if we go a week without a conversation

  10. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:33am UTC
    Admit it.
    t h e a u d i t i o n s
    for American Idol
    is always the best part.
    nmf, credit to DamnnTaylerx


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:02am UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    Format Credit - RunawayRachel
    That one friend who texts like anEmotionless Robot.

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

  14. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    If Your Life Ended
    right now, would you be satisfied with the life you lived?

  15. juliapruszenski juliapruszenski
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    I aint no hipster, but girl i can make your hip stir.(;
    - Mac Miller

  16. lynnie42 lynnie42
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Oh well maybe u should move on, cuz it will never happen again.
    Okay..why?
    Because I don't ever want to date you again.
    Okay.
    So yeah were done dating and yeah were done talking here so bye.
    Bye..
    My Ex-Byfriend is the gray.
    I am in the green.
    Fav if you think this is terible.

  17. emsgirlie38 emsgirlie38
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    People say hate is a strong word, but so is love & people throw that around like its nothing...
    ---<3---
    [not my quote, format is all mine™]

  18. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    hauntingly beautiful
    Prologue
    “ I’m home! Where are you rotten kids?!” my father shouted, sweat dripping down from his flushed red face.
    My brother clamped a hand across my lips, as my eyes widened with fear. “Be quiet. Don’t let him hear us.” Cameron whispered, as he peeked through the closet door.
    I gulped, as a tear spilled from my eye. It rolled down my cheek, landing slowly on the side of my brother’s hand.
    Suddenly, the closet door swung open, revealing my drunken father, whose bloodshot eyes were filled with rage and anger.
    He pulled me from my neck, as I choked from his tight grasp on my throat. “You two idiots are trying to hide?! You should be punished for hiding from your own father!”
    My abusive father pulled me up, holding my by the neck, tightening his grip by the second.
    He slammed me against the chipped wall, as my breath shortened.
    My eyes watered, as black dots began to come to my vision. I could no longer breathe.
    “Dad, please let Hayden go.” My older brother begged, appearing on his knees.
    Immediately, I was dropped.
    I landed flat on the floor, clutching my newly bruised throat.
    I watched with wide eyes, as my father hovered over Cameron. “If your disgrace of a sister should not be harmed, then you shall.” He slurred.
    I shut my eyes tightly, as I helplessly heard the sound of my father’s hard knuckles coming in contact with Cameron’s face.
    I heard a few more nasty cracks, but not before the front door swung open.
    Standing in the doorframe were four policemen, all holding guns to my father’s head.
    I backed up to the corner, as my father took out a gun from his back pocket.
    “Step away from the child!” an angry policeman roared.
    My father was too useless and drunk to listen.
    With one pull of the trigger, my brother was lying in his own pool of deep red blood.
    Another gun shot went off.
    My father lied motionlessly beside Cameron.
    I sprang up from my bed, as I panted.
    I then noticed that there were tears rolling down my temples, and sweat forming on my forehead.
    It was just another bad dream.
    Another bad dream that included my psychopathic father.
    And of course, my brother who was now dead because of me.

  19. MeganSmith69 MeganSmith69
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Dear life, when I said 'Can my day get any worse' it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

:)

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