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happiest*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 2:23pm UTC

having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no

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sleepy*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 12:51pm UTC

I've always wanted to be one of the girls all the guys say,
"Damn,she's your girlfriend?You're lucky",to my boyfriend

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ProfessorPickle
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 1:12pm UTC

You know what hurts?
When someone suddenly starts acting distant with you, for no reason. When things suddenly changed without any explanation. When a certain routine stops out of nowhere, and you're just kinda stuck in a situation where you don't know what to do, whether to move on and forget about everything because it looks like the other person did it, or to confront them.
It sucks

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Jayden_Alouette
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 1:23pm UTC

I don't have a dirty mind.
I have a sexy imagination.

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lovefree15
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 2:35pm UTC

1. I just realized that "never" is a contraction of "not ever"
2. and "blush" is a contraction of "blood rush"
3.also "studying" is a contraction of "student dying"

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 2:30pm UTC

We are humans, not fish.
We don’t know what kind of people
we truly are until the moment before our deaths.
As death comes to embrace you,
you will realize what you are.
That’s what death is, don’t you think?

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:19pm UTC

What if they made a kindle that doesn't
run out of battery?
Like...
a
book.

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supercalifredge
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 1:30pm UTC

my mom told me to go outside so I'm sitting on my front porch with my laptop

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savannah*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 10:29am UTC

Speak your mind,
Even IF YOUR VOICE SHAKES.

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CoolStoryBro1023
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 11:46am UTC

That awkward moment when you finish a TV series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. :|

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 2:03pm UTC

I either dress super girly and pretty or I dress
like a 40 year old man who hasn't gotten out of
bed in 2 months

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:59pm UTC

I hate it when the author in a
book writes "O.K" instead of just "okay" or "ok" because whenever they spell it like that in my head i'll imagine the character screaming it and saying it like "OK...KAY" and it's just so annoying why

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Everyone: I had this crazy dream
Me: Does it look like I care
Everyone: You were in it
Me: *makes popcorn, pulls up chair, turns off cell phone*
Me: ...Go on

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Cashier: I’m sorry I need ten more cents
Me: oh god *fumbles around in bag for money* I’m so sorry *drops everything* here just- *pulls out wad of cash* take this fifty

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC

i think i'm finally fat enough to be a good roll model

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Me: Mom, I need money.
Mom: What? Did you already spend those two dollars I gave you in 2007?

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bye*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 2:56pm UTC

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says 'open wide' is frowned upon in this establishment.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 4:00pm UTC

when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 1:02pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
Messages
Mom
Edit
August 23rd, 2013
is dinner ready yet?
who is this?

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