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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:22am UTC

sticks and stones may break my bones
which is why i just play it safe and stay inside on my computer.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:05am UTC

People who fave their own quotes: No
People who follow themselves: No
People: No

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:38am UTC

tampon girl has a boyfriend and you don't...
just let that sink in for a minute or two.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:29am UTC

like i don't party i don't do drugs
not pregnant i don't worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid sh.t like leaving a fork in the sink

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Washing my hands using those automatic sinks
Sink: Oh, you want to wash your hands for more than 4 seconds?
Me:
Me:
Sink:
Bag of Popcorn:
Bill Bye The Science Guy:
Sink: Well that's too flipping bad.

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 12:14pm UTC

Players aren't the worst;
because they're players, you KNOW what they're gonna do. You EXPECT IT.
It's those sweet guys, that make you feel like you're so special, that he's never
felt this way about anybody else, and that he isn't ever going to hurt you or use you. But he does, I promise; and when he does, you don't expect it at all, and it
completley destroys you

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC

At the Library
Girl: Hey there.
Guy sitting at a table by himself: Hey there..
Girl: You here alone?
Guy: Yeah..
Girl: Good. because I need that chair. *Takes chair and leaves*
FOREVER ALONE

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 6:55pm UTC

chest to chest.
NOSE TO NOSE. PALM TO PALM.
WE WERE ALWAYS JUST THAT CLOSE.
your lips felt like the inside of
a rose.

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HometownHero
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful

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MegaFunsize101
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 10:35pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
(not mine-reposting)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 5:10pm UTC

She wears short skirts
I wear your granddad's clothes
She's cheer captain
& I look incredible.

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jariley*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 9:32pm UTC

What's up these Double Standards?
How come a guy can't cry?
How come a guy can't be in a pissy mood like his girlfriend?
Since when do girls feel the worst pain?
Since when do guys not understand periods? We have to deal with you.
Why must girls be treated like princesses all the time? Why don't you treat me like a prince?
Since when do girls know what guys go through?
Maybe girls should just be a little quiet. Guys feel pain, too, you know. So how about stop making us feel so guility for expressing some emotions.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:46pm UTC

I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity.
It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.

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ColeIsBack
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Happened today.
me; "Mum can i-"
mum; "NO!"
me; "... do the dishes, oh but you said no so never mind."
mum *gives evil eyes*

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cheeeeeer
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 9:51pm UTC

Some kid in my class: Hey what direction do five gay boys walk in?
Me: Grab four of your friends and let's see.
Class: Oooooohhh...
I feel really good today.

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redstarburst
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 6:44pm UTC

I was in the hospital today
&
I saw this cute guy
with a cast on his leg
& my first
thought was
This one
Can't run away...
NMQ

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 7:05pm UTC

i hate reading a story with good
writing but a terrible plot almost as
much as i hate reading a story with
terrible writing but a good plot.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC

WHOA THERE STEVE.
You have a "Share to Facebook" option?
THIS WEBSITE WAS NOT MADE FOR THEIR KIND.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:15pm UTC

My teacher pairs me up
with
the hottest guy in class.
What I say : Sh/t ... Not again!
WHat I mean : YEEES! Thank you God for this blessing! I won't let you down . And you hottie ... Come to mee

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gab*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Honestly, whenever I
see quotes that say something like "omggg he likes me back :D" or "my crush asked me out today!!!!" my heart drops a little bit because I never really had that feeling before and I always wonder if ever will...
~format by gabikk~

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