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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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thatswutshesaid
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May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC

True story; (worth the read)
Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
Then she walked away.
I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I was late to school on Friday
The guy on the 'late sheet'
before me put:
"Saving the world."
as his excuse, so I wrote
"Destroying the world."
as mine. I came in later to
find the next person had wrote
"Innocent bystander."
IT WAS EPIC.
I love my school.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Volleyball is just a more intense version of
"dont let the balloon touch the floor."

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 3:49pm UTC

She straightens her hair
puts on her eyeliner,
glosses her lips &
takes one last look in the mirror,
all for the boy who will never care.

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xstaybeautiful
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July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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mlsunny
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC

36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:

1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
23. We give really good advice
24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
28. And our wallets have a place for change.
29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 2:39pm UTC

The worst sight
in the world
Is seeing your mom cry.

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
Tumblr

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up!"
day.made.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 5:19pm UTC

I hate loving you

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tumblrwittyfacebook
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 1:48pm UTC

{this feels like}
falling in
love♥♥♥

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LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 6:13pm UTC

It's hard to be dissappointed when what
you expected turns out to be true.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Beautiful_mystery
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January 3, 2013 10:33pm UTC

20 Things Guys Should Never Do To Girls
1. Make fun of her hair, face, body, or clothes. Seriously, don't.
2. Act like you know her. If you're offering something and she says "no thanks", don't
fight her and say "but you like it."
3. Flirt with other girls. It doesn't make us want you more, it just makes us angry.
4. Cheat. Never in any way will you get away with it.
5. Make promises you can't keep. If you can't follow through, don't say it!
6. Say "I love you" when you don't mean it. If the girl you "loved" gained 300
pounds, would you still love her? That's what I thought.
7. Lie. You will get caught. Don't ever under any circumstances try to keep a lie going
with a girl. It will not work.
8. Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you with something, she knows the
truth. Denying it makesher more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.
9. Pressure her. If she wants to do something with you, she will.
10. Talk about other girls. Don't say they're hot, pretty or even nice. We don't wanna
hear it.
11. Talk to her about your exes. It you're saying nice stuff, we'll automatically assume
you still like them, if you say crap about them, we'll assume you'll do the same about
us.
12. Say crap about her behind her back. No matter how much you try to keep it a
secret, she will hear about it somehow
13. Be a jerk to her infront of your friends. They might think it's funny but she won't.
14. Try to maker it look like something was her fault to get yourself out of trouble.
It will only make things worst.
15. Ask why she's mad at you. Say you were wrong and apologize. Do not say
you didn't do anything. If she's mad you obviously did something.
16. Joke about wanting to break up. It won't be taken as a joke and you'll be single
before you could even tell her you were kidding.
17. Tell her she's over reacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet
the beast from hell.
18. Go to parties or hang out with girls without your girlfriend. No matter
how much she trusts you, she will be worried.
19. Make excuses. If you screwed up, don't try to get out of it.
20. Talk to her when you're mad. You'll screw something up and end up regretting it.

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lexi1020
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I can sum up 2012 in one sentence:
Kony, call me maybe because it's Obama vs Romney in a dance off to Gangnam Style... yolo.
nmf/nmq

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dolph*
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 4:15pm UTC

I've just discovered, if your food is too hot or too cold in your mouth
Instead of breathing in and out like a spastic dragon, just swallow it down. It doesn't hurt.
You're welcome.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 7:48am UTC

Today my Nana went to see the doctor.He told her that she needed a cane.Her response?
"Canes are for old people."
She's turning 94

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