Witty Profiles

Señor Taco *

1. Señor Taco *
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2014 8:37am UTC
   The teenager who pays their phone bill is the real MVP
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
2. Señor Taco *
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2014 9:01pm UTC
   You can tell me about me and the choices I've made when you've walked in my shoes. So lets take a walk.You can tell me about me when you've beaten by the one
   women in the world who is supposed to have you're back no matter what.
   You can critique my choices when
   she let him into your room at night to take what
   wasn't hers to give.
   You can tell me who I am when you've held a knife to your own wrist because you thought it would just be better if you were dead.
   Have you done any of those things because I have, before I was even 10. So you don't have the right to judge me and what I do.
   You can think whatever you want to, but what you can't do is tell me who I am.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
3. Señor Taco *
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2014 3:25pm UTC
   Teacher: you're going to work in groups todayMe: Can we pick our own groupsTeacher: Sure...And that's when the teacher knew she had f-cked up
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
4. Señor Taco *
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2014 9:49am UTC
   The more it hurts, the more you cut yourself. The more you cut yourself, the more you bleed. The more you bleed, the closer you are to death.The closer you are to death, the closer the enemy is to winning.Don't let the enemy win.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
5. Señor Taco *
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2014 4:12pm UTC
   Why do teachers give us homework over the weekend, we just get the answers from other people...
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
6. Señor Taco *
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2014 9:24pm UTC
   It has been said that 'time heals all wounds' I don't agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity; covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessons. But its never gone.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
7. Señor Taco *
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2014 7:45pm UTC
   Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside-down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Ask yourself... are you really ready to see that vision? -Huey
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 5 points
8. Señor Taco *
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2014 7:41pm UTC
   I am broken, I am open, I am broken open. Running is not a choice from the breaking. Breaking is freeing, broken is freedom. I am not broken, I am free.
   -Pariah
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
9. Señor Taco *
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2014 6:07pm UTC
   I love my English classes because that is the only subject that math doesn't some how become included
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
10. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 4:23pm UTC
    I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car.I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, and even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Now even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
11. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 6:45pm UTC
    Dont like the length of your hairSome people have cancer and some can't grow hair at all and have to wear wigs or hats just to go out in publicDont like your lifeBy now in ancient Rome you would've been married to a man whether you liked it or not and stayed home having kids or sent off to the army to fight in a warMe helping you see the Brightside
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
12. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 6:38pm UTC
    I like to insult people like I was born in the 1600s:Me: Thou look as though mangled by beastsThem: What?Me: You're ugly
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
13. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2014 8:19am UTC
    Some legends are told Some turn to dust or to gold But you will remember me Remember me for centuries And just one mistake Is all it will take We'll go down in history Remember me for centuries -Fall Out Boy 🎶❤
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
14. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 6:31am UTC
    Don't be someone who worries about the wrong things in high school like: What's the latest gossip? Wht doesn't he like me? Why aren't I invited to parties? Am I pretty enough? Am I skinny enough? Am I popular enough? Do I dress well enough? Why don't they like me?. Because you should be worrying about why you failed your chemistry test and why you have a F in your algebra class. Make mistakes and be a kid while you still can. Don't be afraid to fall in and out of love and not everyone is going to like you or even be nice to you. But one day we're all going to grow up and you won't see those people anymore. Then you realize all of the stress of trying to change yourself and being something your not, instead of being who you really are was for nothing. And you don't want to be the person flipping my burgers at McDonalds and asking do I want fries with that, because in high school you were too busy trying to fit in that you learned absolutely nothing.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
15. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 11:55am UTC
    I only have 1 question WHO HAS THE HOT POTATO... because if you have the hot potato you're out 😆😂
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
16. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    Go and I failDon't go and I failSchools a trapA TRAP I TELL YOU!
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
17. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    My attention span:I just met you and I love you...SQUIRREL!
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
18. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    When I get rejected.Me: I just want that body one night of the year and you get to have it the other 364 days. Why you gotta be so selfish!
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
19. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 5:08pm UTC
    I'm not lazy and you're just a hater. I could do it now but I'd rather do it later. I guess you could call me somewhat a procrastinator. If something don't add up just pull out the calculator later.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
20. Señor Taco *
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 8:18am UTC
    Put your make up on, get your nails done, curl your hair, run the extra mile and keep it slim so they like you. Do they like you?
    Get your sexy on, don't be shy; girl take it off.
    This is what you want, to belong, so they like you. Do you like you?
    You don't have to change a single thing.
    You don't have to try so hard.
    You don't have to bend until you break. Wait a second!
    Why should you care, what they think of you
    When you're all alone, by yourself,
    do you like you?
    Take your make up off.
    Let your hair down.
    Take a breath.
    Look into the mirror, at yourself,
    don't you like you?
    Cause I like you.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles