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  1. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx* xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2014 7:55am UTC
    Teacher: "Why were you late?"
    Me: "Well, a kid said that I should go to hell, but I couldn't find it. So I looked around and around, but then I found out it was here. That's why I was late."

  2. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 6:46pm UTC
    You have the right to an opinion
    I have the right to think it's stupid.

  3. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 4:51pm UTC
    an update that requires me to
    RESTART MY
    COMPUTER
    is an
    update that is never getting installed
     
     
     

  4. a l a y n a ✌* a l a y n a ✌*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    I like cheese

  5. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    Any food involving cheese
    is just an excuse to eat cheese.

  6. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 8:22am UTC
    When you were sitting in class and just then hear somebody talking about your crush...
    gif taking by br0kenwings

  7. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2014 11:34pm UTC
    "What Hurts The Most"
    I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
    That don’t bother me
    I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
    I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while
    Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
    There are days every now and again I pretend I’m OK
    But that’s not what gets me
    What hurts the most
    Was being so close
    And having so much to say
    And watching you walk away
    And never knowing
    What could have been
    And not seeing that loving you
    Is what I was tryin’ to do
    It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
    But I’m doin’ It
    It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone
    Still Harder
    Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret
    But I know if I could do it over
    I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
    That I left unspoken
    What hurts the most
    Is being so close
    And having so much to say (much to say)
    And watching you walk away
    And never knowing
    What could have been
    And not seeing that loving you
    Is what I was trying to do, oh.
    What hurts the most
    Was being so close
    And having so much to say (to say)
    And watching you walk away
    And never knowing
    What could have been
    And not seeing that loving you
    Is what I was trying to do
    Not seeing that loving you
    That’s what I was trying to do

  8. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2014 2:28pm UTC
    Don't judge me for my choices
    when you don't understand my reasons.

  9. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2014 10:08pm UTC
    "The problem with
    the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt while
    the stupid people are full of confidence."
    - Charles Bukowski

  10. Sophiex* Sophiex*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    You light me up inside
    like the 4th of July
    whenever you're front
    I always seem to :)
    and ppl ask me how?
    well you're the reasong why...I'm...
    dancing in the mirror \^o^/
    & singing in the shower :3
    La da dee,la da da~
    Singing in the shower :3
    La da dee,la da da~~
    -- Becky G


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. ChasingCassidy ChasingCassidy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 2:42pm UTC
    "When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."
    -Tyrion Lannister (George R. R. Martin)

  13. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 7:39pm UTC
    pros of wearing all black: looks so badasscons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

  14. MoonSoul* MoonSoul*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    *teacher hands you test*
    “sorry I’m not interested”
    viaTumblr

  15. Alex15 Alex15
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2014 3:59am UTC
    Don't even try arguing with an idiot,
    He'll just drag you down to his level,
    Then beat you with experiance.

  16. Good Girls * Good Girls *
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2014 1:20pm UTC
    When people mock me for being a fangirl:
    Me: Did I invite you to my barbeque? No? Then why are you all up in my grill? XD

  17. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2014 3:09pm UTC

  18. Atroposia Atroposia
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2014 5:18pm UTC
    Guess who's gay,
    Yup, that's me!

  19. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2014 10:49am UTC
    WHEN I HAVE
    CHILDREN, I'M GOING
    TO MAKE
    THEM WATCH
    THE MOVIE ''2012''
    AND TELL THEM
    I SURVIVED THAT.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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