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  1. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    She said she didn't believe in love.
    He said he'd prove her wrong.
    She found out he was right,
    and it didn't take too long.
    He said that he was in love with her.
    She knew she loved him too.
    She found him in someone else's bed
    and realized his words weren't true.

  2. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Facebook would be . .
    way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
    girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
    details at eleven . . . .

  3. 永久* 永久* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:47am UTC
    Would you still love me if you knew
    what I do to myself at night?

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    things cute boys do;
    1. Having a perfectly subtle scent of cologne/aftershave that doesn’t overpower but leaves you with that “boy smell” that you just want to get high off of the rest of the day. (God forbid they let you borrow some article of clothing, in which case you might get some sort of lung infection from vigorously inhaling the fibers through your nose.)
    2. Lingering on a hug for just a moment too long.
    3. Looking you directly in the eyes when they talk to you, with perhaps the occasional glance down to your lips while you’re talking to them.
    4. Licking their lips gently when they’re in the middle of a sentence, and allowing themselves to take that pause in the sentence and let everyone linger on their words.
    5. Being really charming and kind with servers/bartenders while at restaurants, and being at once deferential to their knowledge and sure about what he likes. (This includes ordering for the both of you if you’ve already told him what you want.)
    6. Leaving nice tips. (But giving you way more than just the tip, HEY-0.) (I’m sorry, Grandma.) (Please don’t be reading this.)
    7. Saying your name unexpectedly at the end of a sentence, especially in that lower register where you can tell they’re being more serious than usual.
    8. Sighing in a way that you totally imagine sounds the same way as when they’re doing it.
    9. When found in a tough situation, being able to handle everything completely and never showing a glimmer of panic or desperation, and even going so far as to tell you “don’t worry about it,” because they have it under control.
    10. Giving you that sly smile when you make a joke, the one that says, “You’re crazy, but I like that about you.”
    11. When they are effortlessly good with kids, and kids feel really comfortable around them in a way they usually don’t with grown-ups. (This goes double for little girls in floofy dresses. Guys who are able to have a tea party with a little tiny girl and get totally into it without worrying about looking “girly” are essentially kryptonite for the ovaries.)
    12. Laughing really hard at things with you, the kind where you basically start crying/get a tummy ache because you’re so completely un-self-conscious.
    13. Speaking in a really hushed tone when they’re talking about something serious, one that makes you come closer to them while they’re telling you so that you don’t miss a word.
    14. Dancing with you, even if they’re terrible at it, because they’re there to have fun and they’re not concerned with how they look over something as silly and fun as dancing.
    15. When they touch you almost unconsciously, to either reassure you or to get your attention, and are both firm and soft in their manner at the same time, giving you the “I respect you immensely, but yet know what I want” feeling.
    16. Complimenting you unexpectedly on something sincere-yet-specific (and in a way that lets you know they don’t expect anything out of it).
    17. Remembering little things that you talked about a while ago, and following up on them because he’s actually curious about it. You can get so used to people being self-serving or oblivious that when someone pays attention, it can feel weird — but you should expect nothing less than people who care as much as you do. After all, if you really think about it, there is nothing hotter than feeling like someone sees you as a human being.
    -found this on stumbleupon

  5. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    I LOVE
    CRAZY PEOPLE
    WHO DON'T
    GIVE A F.CK.

  6. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    Ohana means family. Family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you.
    format cred. : _Jannette
    don't remove.

  7. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:48am UTC
    see a bug outside:
    "hello mr.bug"
    see a bug in your house:
    "DIE BI.TCH DIE!!!"

  8. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    My teacher: - Shows us a plastic dinosaur -
    My teacher: This is Steve.
    Me: ASDFDHJHKJL;J'GKDL;GKDF STEVE?!

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    I don't know why everyone freaks out about people from their schools making Witty accounts. I found one of my friends from school on Witty and it's seriously the best thing ever and it's so fun knowing someone in real life on here and guys it seriously is great

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    Girls on Witty: I'm ugly ;-;
    Girls on witty: *have beautiful eyes,
    hair, faces, personality's, everything*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:..... So you're fcking joking right?

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reasonisn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    i'm turning 16 in 3 days and i still can't color inside the lines and guys i don't think i'm ready for this

  13. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    So there's a foreign student in my school and she's from Thailand and doesn't speak English very well. In Language class she started talking about how she'd never seen a 'beach chicken' before she came to America and everyone was really confused. It took us about 5 minutes to realize 'beach chicken' were seagulls.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    "Someday someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Me: *looks through top stories on Wattpad*
    Wattpad: I Fell In Love With Niall Horan
    Wattpad: A One Direction Love Story
    Wattpad: Adopted by Zerrie
    Wattpad: All of One Direction is Fighting Over Me???
    Me: What the actual fck

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    basically i don't care if you drink or smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides that fact that you drink, smoke, or do drugs.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

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