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  1. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    You think your life is hard?
    There is a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and it can't get up.

  2. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Taylor Swift has dated 60 differnt guys this year....She gets called a princess.
    Miley Cyrus has been dating the same guy for 4 years.... She gets called a $lut.
    Lolwut.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    things that make me fall asleep real fast:
    - when someone hums quietly.
    - when my hair gets played with.
    - when someone whispers a story to me.
    - when someone traces my skin.
    - chloroform.
    #thatescalatedquickly

  4. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Katniss Everdeen,
    in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    you may be a good person deep
    down inside. but i don't carry around a shovel.

  6. gillllllx3 gillllllx3
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
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  7. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Slena And Justin
    Broke up???????
    NOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOO
    ..... Body cares.

  8. TheAwkwardNinja TheAwkwardNinja
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:49pm UTC
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  9. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Why are girls always like “Oh it’s December I need a boyfriend to keep me warm...” No you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people.

  10. BeautifulLikeDiamonds BeautifulLikeDiamonds
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 1:04pm UTC
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    I accidently bumped into my ex today. . .
    with my car. . . At 60 mph . . . On purpose.
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  11. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:40am UTC
    That annoying moment
    When you start the same sentence like 3 times and someone interrupts you
    every time.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    don't expect a "bless you" after
    your fifth sneeze. get that sh/t under control.

  13. bieberfever13 bieberfever13
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Dear cool people,
    they didn't name a candy after you did they?
    sincerely, Nerds.

  14. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Ana Camarena ► Walmart I love you walmart
    39 minutes ago · comment · 3 people like this
    Walmart Thank you, Ana, and we like you, too.
    17 minutes ago ago · Like
    Ana Camarena Walmart just friendzoned me
    17 minutes ago ago · Like

  15. JustMeh JustMeh
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like, this is a private residence if you don't leave I will call the police

  16. tobefrank tobefrank
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Normal Zombies:
    BRAAAAAAAAAINS...
    Vegetarian Zombies:
    GRAAAAAAAAAINS...

  17. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    the people who want to
    STAY IN YOUR LIFE WILL
    ------- ALWAYS FIND A WAY.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    My dad:One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called " Maybe You're The Problem"

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Contrary to popular 90's belief
    If you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

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