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Purpal32

1. Purpal32
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   I had a dream last night we
   Drove out to see Las Vegas
   We lost ourselves in the bright lights
   I wish you could have seen us
   "Jamie All Over" by Mayday Parade
   
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2. Purpal32
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 7:30pm UTC
   I can't forget you
   I know you want me to want you
   I want to
   but I can't forget you
   so when this is over
   don't blow your composure
   
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3. Purpal32
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 1:47am UTC
   Me on the computer: Wow, it's really late. I should go to bed.
   Me: *Puts away laptop and gets in bed*
   Me thirty seconds later: *takes out iPhone*
   Me: *scroll, scroll, scroll*
   
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4. Purpal32
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 12:52am UTC
   So, today I was watching TV like a normal girlie, right, and I was scrolling through the channel guide. I got through a bunch of shows that I didn't want to watch and then BAM, totally freaked out because "Johnny Bravo" was on. I watched it; it was the episode where Johnny meets this girl online and so they decide to go out on a date. This girl turns out to be a llama. He dates a llama. This makes me question how many of you guys are actually llamas.
   
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5. Purpal32
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   August 9, 2012 6:25pm UTC
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6. Purpal32
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 12:31am UTC
   And today,
   he texted me first <3
   
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7. Purpal32
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 5:09pm UTC
   <<<All these place have their moments
   with lovers and friends >>>
   •••I still can recalll•••
   Some are dead and some are living
   ♦I.n. m.y. l.i.f.e.♦,
   I love them all
   
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8. Purpal32
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   One day, I'm gonna twitter-stalk or tumblr-stalk one
   of the people in my favorite bands and find out
   where they're at so I can casually bump into them and be like
   "Oh! Didn't see ya, there!" and act like I don't know who they are,
   and he'll think "Wow, she's cool and not a crazed fan,
   maybe I'll ask her out to dinner." And then, a year
   after we're married I'm gonna be like
   "I knew you were in the band"
   "I knew."
   
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9. Purpal32
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   "But alas, the world is not a
   ♦wish-granting♦ factory."
   ~The Fault In Our Stars by John Green
   
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10. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    When I was little, I used to want to be a garbage man
    So I could ride on the back of the truck.
    
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11. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    Katie, don't cry, I know
    You're trying your hardest
    And the hardest part is letting go
    Of the nights we shared
    Ocala is calling and you know it's haunting
    But compared to your eyes, nothing shines quite as bright
    And when we look to the sky, its not mine, but i want it so
    Let's not pretend like you're alone tonight
    (I know he's there and)
    You're probably hanging out and making eyes
    (while across the room, he stares)
    I'll bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor
    And ask my girl to dance, and she'll say yes
    Because these words were never easier for me to say
    Or her to second guess
    But I guess
    That I can live without you but
    Without you I'll be miserable at best
    ♥
    
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12. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    I want someone who will
    make chalk drawings on my driveway with me,
    color pictures with me,
    like all of the books I reccomend,
    sit with me on a swing set,
    build a tree house with me,
    make my parents adore him,
    let me use his sweatshirt,
    watch Winnie The Pooh with me
    make me hot cocoa, and
    put my life back together.
    
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13. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Hearing a song that you loved when you were little
    and thinking, "why on EARTH did my parents let me sing this...?"
    
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14. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Waiting to see the little "Unfave" next to the heart when you favorite a quote
    ♥
    
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15. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    I'm in love with somebody
    who will never know.
    
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16. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    I cannot favorite your quote if:
    ~You have any spelling errors
    ~You don't use correct capitalization
    ~You have an apostrophe error
    ~You use the wrong form of "your"
    ~You use the wrong form of "there"
    ~You don't use correct end punctuation
    ~You don't use commas right
    ~YoU cApItAlIzE lIkE tHiS
    
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17. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    I just now understood the joke
    in the name "Mount Wanahakalugi" from Nemo.
    
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18. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Me:*posing in my room with a new outfit on*
    Me: Why am I not a super model?
    Me: *looks in mirror*
    Me: Oh. Yeah. That's why.
    
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19. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    Me in the shower: Ohmygosh, I just thought of fifty-thousand amazing quotes to put on witty, and I might have discovered the cure for cancer, and the next time some one insults me, I'll have like a hundred come-backs for them, and, ohwow, I just created a universal equation to test how long any one relationship for any two human beings will last!
    Me two seconds after I get out of the shower: How do I spell my name again.
    
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20. Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    It's called "witty" profiles.
    not "I found this on tumblr and now I'm going to
    post it and pretend I made it up myself" profiles.
    
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