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BravoSierra
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August 23, 2012 10:46am UTC

Me thinking in public: If you can read my thoughts, hello.

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meganvictoria2013
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August 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC

I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his unborn son physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper 1000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller.
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clandd55
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August 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just read.
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rawr_ima_kitty
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August 28, 2012 10:15pm UTC

What hurts the most
was being so close
and having so much to say
and watching you walk away

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Dont_Let_Anyone_Stop_You
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August 29, 2012 12:04pm UTC

When you're at your
friends house
and their parents start yelling at them...
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imbroken
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August 29, 2012 6:08pm UTC

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Normal Person: Doctor
Normal Person: Actress
Normal Person: Lawyer
Normal Person: Teacher
Me: Attractive

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zer0*
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August 29, 2012 2:30pm UTC

It's sad when
someone can walk right by you,
and pretend like you were never
a big part of their life.

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CharlAldisx
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August 29, 2012 9:26am UTC

Mum: Who are you texting?
Me: Someone.
Mum: Why can't you tell me?
Me: A boy.
Mum: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend? He likes you right?
Me: Nooo mum, we're just friends..
Mum: I think he likes you.
Me: -__-
Anyone else's mum do this?

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Don't stop believing;
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING. ♥

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xSarahLovesYoux
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 3:24pm UTC

I swear Microwave minutes
take longer than normal minutes.

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isitonlyme
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August 29, 2012 2:13pm UTC

MovieQuotes#23
Mad Hatter: "Have I gone mad?"
Alice: "I'm afraid so. You're entirley bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are.
-Alice In Wonderland

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yayrey

posted a quote
August 29, 2012 8:29am UTC

How to make people think you're an idiot
- Pull your pants up as high as possible, tuck in your shirt and do the "Confidence Walk".
- Go trick-or-treating the day after Halloween.
- Walk into a restaurant with a gorilla costume on.
- Lick your arm in public and see peoples reactions.
- In the middle of a rain storm, take a bar of soap and take a shower under the gutter.
i will post 5 new tips every day so if you have anything else for tomorrows qoute please comment.
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MissAnna
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August 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC

There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index
of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other
will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe
fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given.
It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who
not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.

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blownaway
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 9:01pm UTC

I believe in love.
I BELIEVE IN MUSIC.
I believe in magic.
And I believe in you.

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1D_Babyyy
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 10:32am UTC

in suite life of zach and cody, london in a few years older than them, but on suite life on deck, she's the same age as them...
o_0

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Iheartglitter
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Long, but worth reading!
Set your alarm. Get up bright and early. Pull on a baggy top and jogging bottoms. Go outside, no matter what the weather. Walk for ten minutes. Skip for five minutes. Jog for five minutes. Then turn around. Then get back home again. Cut yourself some fruit. Apples, oranges, mangos. All in. Add a little yoghurt for a healthy start of the day. Go and pour yourself some water. Fresh water, ice cold. Refreshing. Go upstairs. Turn on the shower. Wash your hair with nice smelling shampoo and matching conditioner. Wash yourself with body lotion. Come out of the shower. Dry yourself all over. Slather yourself in body butter. You smell nice, clean, innocent, pure. Put something nice on. A pair of jeans, a top. Your favorite bra and pants. Towel dry your hair, leaving it damp to dry naturally. All natural. Go to the mirror. Look at what you see. Don't like it? Pick out three things you love. Your beautiful eyes, your shiny skin, your tinted cheeks. Go downstairs. Ignore the kitchen. You've already had breakfast. Get a glass of water. Paint your nails. Read a book. Go for a walk. Call your friends. Spend some time with your family. Spend some time outside. You know this will be a beautiful day. The sun might not be shining, but you are. This day will be perfect. This day will be the most perfect day you've had so far. No binging, no purging. No self-harm, no hating. Only loving and laughing and living.
You can do this.
nmq/tumblr, i saw a girl on witty post this and i think its amazing

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 10:34pm UTC

At my funeral when lowering me into the ground I want them to play "Drop It Like It's Hot."

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RemainsOfTheB
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Class: *awkward silence for 5 minutes*
Bell: *rings*
Everyone: *runs to the door*
Teacher: THE BELL DOESN'T DISSMISS YOU . I DO .
Everyone: *sits back down slowy*
Teacher: Now remember to do your homework . Your dismissed .
Class: -.-
... Just my school ?

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