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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    "What if he's your Romeo but you're not his Juliet?"
    that means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the freakin play.

  2. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Let's face it
    anything with raisins in it,
    would be ten times better
    with chocolate chips instead.
    for example: a box of raisins

  3. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Don't tell me
    that inner beauty is more important than outer beauty.
    Because in this society, it isn't.
    No one gives you the chance for you to show them you're beautiful on the inside if you aren't on the outside.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    You never really know a girl until you talk to her
    AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.
    All day she hides behind books, make up, pretty clothes, an attitude and the fakest of smiles.
    but in the darkest parts of the night
    & THE EARLIST PARTS OF THE MORNING, SHE BREAKS FROM HER SHELL.
    The beat changes, her voices' melody trembles and her eyes bat away the tears.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    There are two rules to success:
    1) Never reveal everything you know

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Me: *in Esteban's voice* THEES EES A DEESASTER

  7. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    My friend: Stop quoting Mean Girls it isn't 2004 anymore
    Me: You don't even go here

  8. MEWilliams MEWilliams
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  9. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:37am UTC
    my step-dad: *accidentally rips all the christmas lights we just put up down*
    my mom: *walks away with hands up in the air*I SHOULD'VE BEEN A LESBIAN

  10. kirralee kirralee
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 5:37am UTC
    At Christmas time, it's fun to take a new Lexus for a test drive, put a big red bow on it & pull into a random person's driveways honking :)

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Me: Wow, I really like this song. I think I'll listen to it another seventy times in a row.

  12. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    On 12/21/12 people will be making end of the world jokes
    like there's no tomorrow.

  13. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    white lips
    pale face
    havent done homework in 14 days


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    There's onething
    that only witty can do for my bucket list before cancer kills me.
    2,000 faves on a quote♥
    ,


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. YouAreLovedXo YouAreLovedXo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Them: you should take anger management classes.
    Me: you should take shut the hell up classes.

  18. hellothur hellothur
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    If Apple made a car....
    would it have Windows?

  19. Nivedhaxoxo Nivedhaxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    It's too cold outside, for angels to fly.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    THE HARDEST PART ABOUT
    walking away from someone,
    is realizing that
    NO MATTER HOW SLOW YOU GO,
    THEY'LL NEVER RUN AFTER YOU

:)

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