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Pinksugar1Dkisses
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 7:34pm UTC

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwar, a golden retriever, and two Puerto Rican children.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 9:09am UTC

"If you punch Niall when he's drunk,
He takes it as you making sexual advances on him."
-Harry Styles

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Purplepandas
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 9:08pm UTC

AMERICA
Gets called fat and stupid by other nations
---
Beats the cra.p out of them in the Olympics and lands on Mars
nmq

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peanut1299
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Anyone else think an adult version of
Spongebob would be hilarious?

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sarahjanco
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 6:03pm UTC

2nd Graders : I read 50 shades of gray , the Twilight and Harry Potter Series Yesterday
Me: Wellllllllll dont mean to brag but i did found Waldo a few times so

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC

DO YOU EVER
WISH YOU HAD
A SECOND CHANCE
TO MEET SOMEONE
AGAIN FOR THE
FIRST TIME?

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AustinH
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 10:43pm UTC

My lunchable came with one less cracker than needed.
I'm just tired of all the bullsh/t.

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Tay*
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 7:21pm UTC

*At the People's Choice Awards*
Adam Levine: Thank you mom and dad for making me.
That was cool..

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:28pm UTC

How you feel when
the teacher uses your
name for an example:
OH STOP IT YOU!

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mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:41pm UTC

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people
I'm just saying...
let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:59pm UTC

But just imagine....
What if Harry stayed with White Eskimo?
What if Katy Perry said no?
What if Liam never came back?
What if Louis didn’t make his school play?
What if Zayn gave up at bootcamp?
What if these 5 talented boys, never became One Direction?
What if?

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:00pm UTC

In a middle school full of:
-bullies
-insane teachers
-& gross school lunches
Ned Bigby (that's me) and my two best friends try to do the impossible:
Create a guide that helps YOU survive school.
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
*results may vary

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never_forget
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Me: I Want A Boyfriend.
Mom:
Dad:
Sister:
Bird:
Teachers:
Michael Phelps:
Rock:
Penguin:
Batman:
Pillow Pet:
Harry Potter:
French Fries:
Abby Lee Miller:
Tim Tebow:
Snuggie:
Animal Balloon:
Nemo:
Scooby Doo:
Zayn:
Ferb: HAHAHAHAHAHAH no.

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emosexy
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September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

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1) press the fave button
2) highlight the numbers
3) press Ctrl and f
4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

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