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Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwar, a golden retriever, and two Puerto Rican children.
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Me: Hey, I like your shirt. Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy

800 faves · 31 comments · Dec 6, 2012 3:27pm

Hale_Storm18

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Kittyatethehuman · 1 decade ago
IM YOUR CHILD???? MOMMY!!!!!!!!!(Yes, a pale Puerto Rican, get over it.)
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tess212121 · 1 decade ago
My mom looked at me funny as I read this cause I was just sitting on the couch giggling.
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Nomoretrust · 1 decade ago
Thanks for making me almost pee my pants xD
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whoaitsnessa · 1 decade ago
hey this is my post from tumblr! lol
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
my life=made
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Mandy324 · 1 decade ago
Lol, i can almost imagine the commercial that they would make for this.
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odd · 1 decade ago
no
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
What?
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odd · 1 decade ago
woah omg sorry wrong quote
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Aha okayy
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fearless12xoxo · 1 decade ago
hahaha!
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allison1225 · 1 decade ago
Omg this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. *BRAG ABOUT IT*
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I'd be "them" and my grandma-nani would be you. Except, my shirts are only like.. 10-35.
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
''''cause they're soft''''
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
THEY ARE
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
can you talk to me on my profile or text me? MAJOR is going down, bro.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
You can text me. but it might take a while between answers, I'm like smack dab in the middle of 2 essays, a letter and a science project.
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
okay. I will :D
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converse97 happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
omg i can't this is literally the funniest thing
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AmandaxXx · 1 decade ago
Hahahaa!! I peed myself!! I love burlington coat factory so much, you can actually get alot of cheap clothes there.
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TurnThePaige · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA this made me lol hahahaha
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LoveAlwaysMe · 1 decade ago
what is air? xD rofl
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
Hahahahhaa
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
Is that a store
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Yeah
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
oh ok
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HeyImWeird · 1 decade ago
You live near Burlington?
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Yeah, the town in Ma. and one of the stores.
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HeyImWeird · 1 decade ago
Oh!!!! I thought you were talking about Burlington, Vermont!!
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Nah, Burlington Coat Factory. Haha
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HeyImWeird · 1 decade ago
Hahaha :)
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