PerryThePlatipus

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My fave food is Burgers and Blizzards
My fave animal is a panda and turtle
my BFF's are Destany and Jena, Taylor.
My BF is Colby.
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PerryThePlatipus

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June 18, 2012 10:23am UTC

Having 20 girlfriends isnt swag.
Having 1 and 19 chasing after you is.

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 18, 2012 9:31am UTC

You don't have to like me,
Im not a facebook status!

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 17, 2012 9:53pm UTC

I was reading a test at my middle school and this is what it said:
Have you ever thought of killing someone? 0_0
-Heh heh..maybe..
-No definetaly NOT!!!
-Maybe.
-No
-yes
-WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS??? O__O
Like..WTF..

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 17, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy..
So heres my homework...
So do it maybe?

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 17, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy..
So heres my homework...
So do it maybe?

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 17, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Hey I just met you, :O
And this is crazy.. :) <3 <3
But heres my laundry, :\
So clean it maybe? >:O

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 16, 2012 2:24pm UTC

THE SCARIEST STORY YOULL EVER HEAR:
Elizabeth helped her dad unload the Scarecrow. Hopefully it would scare off the crows. "Ell, I need to tell you something." She stared at her father. "Okay Dad. What is it?" "Do not come into the field at Midnight." Elizabeth stared at her father confused. "Okay Dad, I won't."
That Night, Elizabeth heard scratching at her Bedroom window. She stood up shakily. "Who's there?" She slowly undid the hatch and peeked outside. Everything was Normal. Wait, wasn't the scarecrow facing the other way before? The scarecrow was now staring at her. She must be imagining things, Elizabeth went back to sleep.
That night it happened again, the same scratching sound at her window. This time Elizabeth was curious. She opened the window once again. The scarecrow was still facing her, but this time one hand was up and one hand was down. She closed the window and shuddered. It was 12:00. Her father said something about that, but she couldn't remember. Elizabeth slipped on her shoes and sneeked outside. The scarecrow was still facing her room. She took one step into the field, Did the scarecrow just move? She thought for sure the scarecrow was facing her room about a second ago, the scarecrow was now facing her.
I'ts gloomy face was now spread into a eerie smile.
EPOLGUE:
Elizabeths father threw flowers onto Elizabeths grave. A single tear wept down his wrinkly cheek. When her father turned to walk away, he saw the scarecrow. That eerie smile still spread across its face.
creepy huh? Thanks for reading! Hope it gave you the chills :D I made it myself

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PerryThePlatipus

posted a quote
June 16, 2012 1:20pm UTC

I like to watch,
but I dont like being watched. Thats creepy.

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 16, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Girl: Who are you?
Me: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
Girl: Okay? What is this place?
Me: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE MUAHAHHAH!!!!
Girl: .......

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 13, 2012 4:31pm UTC

I dont care how old I am
If someone is selling hot coacoa I will buy all of it so knowone else can get it.

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PerryThePlatipus

posted a quote
June 12, 2012 8:18am UTC

I'm getting...
A chinchilla and I don't know what to name it. Comment Ideas?

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 12, 2012 8:06am UTC

Guesse what Wittians?
I'm going to Pine Ridge Middle School (P.R.M.S)
Wish Meh LucK!!!

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 7, 2012 8:21pm UTC

SPY STORY
Katara searched Jenifers pack, nothing. Her scroll wasnt in there. "Hey, Katara whatare you doing to my pack?" Jenjfer tapped her shoulder. Jenifer had green eyes and a long dress. She had the power of Fire. Katara had the power of water, she could Bend it. "Tania said you had my notebook" Katara Had crystal blue eyes and dark brown hair. She usually wore a blue robe, reprasented the WaterTribe. Jenifer flicked her wrist and a small flame burned at the top of her finger. Katara ran away.
Soon, it was time to eat. Katara was eating her fire crackers. She hated being captured by the Fire Nation, All the WaterBenders were trapped here. "Hey Katara, Sitting alone once and allways again?" Shamal was here. What if he found out? Before, Katara had stole a medalian of his. This medalion was worth millions of gold! "Your gonna die for stealling that" he yelled. He shot fire through his fist. "Hey, watch it!" Katara jumped a ginormus ball of fire. It felt like she was flying! It came at her again, and she jumped. When she looked down, she saw air! Air I'm telling you! She landed softly. Then she ran. She ran as fast as she could. Everything was a blur when she ran, She was as fast as the wind. Literally. "Whats happening?" She asked herself. She jumped off the ship and started running on water!
If i get 10 faves ill do next chapter

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 7, 2012 8:47am UTC

Monday Tuesday Wednessday Thursday Friday Saterday Sunday
Shuffl'n Shuffl'n shuffl'n Shuffl'n Shuffl'n Shuffl'n Shuffl'n
shuffl'n shuff'n shuffl'n Shuffl'n Shuffl'n Shuffl'n Shuffl'n
shuffl'n shuffl'n shuffl'n Shuffl'n Shuffl'n Shuffl'n Party Rockin!!

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PerryThePlatipus

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June 6, 2012 5:33pm UTC

My parents allways tell me to clean my room..
I had a great idea for my room
And they said for me not to clean my room.
LIKE WTF

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PerryThePlatipus

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May 27, 2012 9:32am UTC

I hate my mother f*cking mom

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PerryThePlatipus

posted a quote
May 27, 2012 9:24am UTC

When somone is crying in a corner all alone...
I check there wrists for scars.