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wittyquotesgurl
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September 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Idiots & dumb people
aren't always useless. Where else would we get all of our laughs from?

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wittyquotesgurl
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September 10, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Even when we fight♥
you turn me on.

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BravoSierra
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September 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Quit saying "I respect lesbians, gays and bisexuals."
Half of the time, you sit there and preach about how gays should be treated just like everyone else. It that's so true, why would you try to make yourself feel high and mighty by saying you repect them? No, I am not saying I hate that you respect them, I am saying that I hate how you flaunt that you repect them. I don't see anyone going around and saying "I respect straight people." So if gays are supposed to be just like everyone else, why make quotes and sayings about them like they are different?
- quote credit to Witty_Queenx08

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poohbear102396
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September 10, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Today,
At lunch he sat right next to me. He told me a looked beautiful today. I was wearing sweatpants no make-up and a sugar-lip. He walked me to every class of mine and then hugged me before I went in. Then, At the end of the day he waited outside my classroom, as soon as I came out, my phone vibrated. He texted me 'I love you so much, Will you please go out with me?' I was so shocked. When I saw him and Hugged him and whispered in his ear, 'Yes'.
true story.

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gracegreene
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September 6, 2012 4:32pm UTC

How can I move on
when I'm still in love with you?

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC

I hate the word
homophobia.
It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an a/sshole.

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smallzx88
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September 6, 2012 7:24pm UTC

There is this boy in my gym class. He is a special ed student. He's the only special ed student in my gym class. He has friends in my class. Who are they? Two popular guys who are stars on the high school football team. They always approach him first. Every single day. They talk to him like a normal person, like he deserves to be talked to. They make him feel included. Important. Like he is worth something.

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randi*
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September 4, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Hi, my name is Alex Russo and my hobby is poking things with a stick.
But I haven't figured out how to make a living with that yet so I'm in school.
mine.

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kd00
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC

You don't like the Hunger Games?
Here, have some berries.
nmf/q

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pinkhairdontcare
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Apparently, Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon and then when people didn't laugh, he would say, "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

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hermione23katniss
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September 4, 2012 4:07pm UTC

DRAKE AND JOSH:
Mindy: Fine! Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
Josh: On one condition!
Mindy:What?
Josh: I get to be the boyfriend!

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Bernicexoxo*
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Today in Spanish,
We had to text our answers the teacher was asking us to the smartboard using this remote. My teacher asked us to write good-looking in spanish. (answer was guapo) Some kid texted as his answer "me"
I died laughing.

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wallenbee
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August 22, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Wendy::
You won't forget me, will you?
Peter:
Me? Forget? Never.

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sofiakr16
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August 22, 2012 8:07pm UTC

enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things

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laurenxoxo96
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC

my love for you was bulletproof
b u t y o u ' r e t h e o n e t h a t s h o t m e .

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 8:02pm UTC

That awkward moment
When you realize you wore your shirt inside out all day..

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xoCaitlinxo243
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Today,
my sister came into my room and saw a picture on my computer from last summer. The guy I'm in love with is in that picture, and she asked me about him. We have so many problems, and I ended up venting to her about them. When I was done, she told me:
"He doesn't deserve you anyway. You're too good for him."
That's why I love her ♥

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wittyquotesgurl
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August 22, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Me: Hi!
Person:
Me: Fine, don't say hi. I don't talk to peasants anyways.

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