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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Turning on my boyfriend just means starting my computer.

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klahhkayy
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 4:01am UTC

How can you look at the guy you love
&
tell yourself it's time to walk away?

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klahhkayy
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 6:33pm UTC

No one should have
taught you how to talk.

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rachelinaballerina98
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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mooymolo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:27am UTC

Dear Bella,
Heard you got pregnant and almost died. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
nmq

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smilelaughlivexoxo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:24am UTC

At School: 2 + 3 = potato
In the Shower: I've discovered the cure for cancer.

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marybball03
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:11am UTC

That one student that...
tells the truth when having a substitute for class.
nmf/mq

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rubzarnone
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:15pm UTC

im bored of hearing that im not a 1990's kid?
apparentley if your born from 1996-1999
your not a 90's kid?
i watched thats so raven?
i can still remember the rap from
fresh prince of bell air?
i remember sabrina the teenage witch?
so whos to say im not a 90s kid?
i still had the same childhood as all the other years?
had to be said.
we are 90's kids.

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VickiGotSwag
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 3:54am UTC

Dora: What Shape Is This?
Me: A Puppy
Dora: Thats Right A Circle!
Me: WTF I SAID PUPPY
Dora: Now What Colour Is This?
Me: DONT TRY AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT IT WAS A PUPPY!!

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VintageParis
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 2:04pm UTC

God has no phone
but I still talk to him
♥
God has no Facebook
but he's still my friend
♥
God has no Twitter
but I still follow him
♥

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kristen123
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:12am UTC

Apple was going to make an iPod for kids...
But they realized that "iTouch Kids" wasn't a very good name.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:51am UTC

It doesn't matter
what she did,
its never
okay to
hit a
women,
EVER

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Boy: You're beautiful.
Girl: He's lying.
Boy: You're ugly.
Girl: I know.

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audreyann
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

iCarly
*fixing the elevator*
Spencer: "How long will this take?"
Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
Spencer: "Five what?!"
Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."

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伤*
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Are you happy?
"Are you happy that he's lost a ridiculous amount of weight because the comments he gets telling him he's fat, ar you happy that after messing up ONE solo, he got so much hate that he cries when he talks about it, are you happy that he's only human, and feels as much pressure to be perfect as you do,
just leave harry styles alone"
- OneDirection
format credit to OneDirection

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