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  1. asmithxxox asmithxxox
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    ¸,¡|IvI|¡,¸
    ¹i|¡,¡||i¹
    *I Dare You To Kiss Me*
    [[ <3 ]]

  2. Audrey_oxoxo_x3 Audrey_oxoxo_x3
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    He looked at her, and said..
    "i bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you without using my lips."
    she laughed and said "bets on!"
    he bent down and kissed her lips and said,
    " i guess i lost."
    i found it on a pick up lines
    website. lmao. idk XD

  3. jessayyy jessayyy
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2009 6:40pm UTC
    Cute thing's boys SHOULD say #2:
    "I just wanna lay with you..
    with your head on my shoulder
    and my arm around you
    and just talk."

  4. ERMitsCynnxD ERMitsCynnxD
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    I was driving with my dad ...
    AND THIS WAS WHAT WENT DOWN:
    DAD: she's cute
    ME: who's cute?
    DAD: uhh ... that tree
    ME: mhm, i see,
    and why do you think that tree is cute?
    DAD: .. uhmm ... cause it has
    sexy branches !?
    ... and yes, I started cracking up

  5. ERMitsCynnxD ERMitsCynnxD
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    Am I the only one who
    ABSOLUTELY LOVES
    those l i t t l e motorized
    *. J E E P S for little kids ? .*
    [( cause I could ride )]
    one of those
    all day long
    :D

  6. ERMitsCynnxD ERMitsCynnxD
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 3:42pm UTC
    &+SOMETIMESipretend
    to be "normal"
    [( but it gets )]
    b|o|r|i|n|g
    so i go back to
    b e i n g
    M•E
    :D

  7. ERMitsCynnxD ERMitsCynnxD
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    Am I the only one who
    while | they | are | trying
    to fall a s l e e p, they
    r a n d o m L y
    open their e y e s
    andlookaroundjust
    T O M A K E S U R E
    N o o n e ' s there ?

  8. ERMitsCynnxD ERMitsCynnxD
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 1:51pm UTC
    ARGG
    i hate how
    chain letters always say
    stuff like repost this or you'll
    GET CURSED OR YOU'LL GET MURDERED. I MEAN
    really? 'cause like PSSSH
    WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT
    BULL?
    --
    if you don't
    repost this i will fly through
    your window on charlie the unicorn
    while your are sleeping and stab you
    repeatingly on the soft underpart
    of your belly with a carrot
    until you explode.

  9. ERMitsCynnxD ERMitsCynnxD
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 3:19pm UTC
    Okay I'll admit
    whenever i use the
    DICTIONARY
    i recite the alphabet
    so i don't get
    confused
    XD

  10. angiie_owns_y0uhx3 angiie_owns_y0uhx3
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2009 6:14pm UTC
    You [know] you’re in love
    when you can’t fall asleep
    because reality is finally
    Better than your dreams. ©
    --»Dr. SeUSS

  11. ohhsnapx3itsem ohhsnapx3itsem
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    never say goodbye ♥
    because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting .
    -peter pan

  12. HtownChicka212 HtownChicka212
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 7:56pm UTC
    I'm d i s h o n e s t, and a dishonest man
    you can always trust to be dishonest...
    Honestly. It's the h o n e s t ones you want
    to watch out for, because you can never
    predict when they're going to do
    something incredibly. . . stupid.
    - Captain Jack Sparrow <3

  13. AlexGaskarthStoleMyHeart AlexGaskarthStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 7:31pm UTC
    "I'm selfish
    impatient and a little insecure.
    I make mistakes
    I'm out of control and at times hard to handle.
    But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you
    Sure ♥ as ♥ hell
    don't deserve me at my best."
    -Marilyn Monroe

  14. xgymnastchick10x xgymnastchick10x
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 6:59pm UTC
    Hey Everyonee! wanna see something cool?
    okay just 5 steps and your theree! its amazing.
    1.) Go to google.com
    2.) go to google images, then look up whatever is on your mindd!
    3.) then in the url (address bar) put in this codee! (below)
    javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin (R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0)
    im not going to ruin the surprise.
    but do it and you will see, its
    a pretty cool thing!have funn ;)

  15. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2009 3:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. EXKLUSiiV_ EXKLUSiiV_
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2009 3:28pm UTC
    When you’re a little girl,
    you believe in fairytales.
    &you say you’re going to find Prince Charming and
    he's going to be everything you want him to be.
    In fairytales, the bad guy is easy to spot. He's
    always wearing a black cape. Then you grow up.
    You find out that Prince Charming isn’t as easy to
    find as you thought. The bad guy; isn't wearing a
    black cape. He's really cute & he makes you laugh"
    ---Taylor Swift

  17. crisis_unknown crisis_unknown
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 4:49pm UTC
    You either die a hero
    or you live long enough to
    see yourself becoume the villian.
    -dark night.

  18. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 3:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. anonymousxx anonymousxx
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    They're Complete Oppisites
    She's rich; she's poor.
    She's gorgeous; she's pretty.
    She's popular; she's not.
    She's a cheerleader; she plays basketball.
    She gets straight A's; She gets straight B's.
    She has boyfriends; she has friends.
    She tries hard; she doesn't care what people think.
    She has half a Best Friends Necklace;
    She has the other <3

  20. Hailea Katherine* Hailea Katherine*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2009 9:18pm UTC
    *[you know you have a best friend when]*
    you cant drink/eat when your near eachother because,
    you'll laugh to hard.. and choke.
    my qoute fade isnt mine<3

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