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I'm d i s h o n e s t, and a dishonest man
you can always trust to be dishonest...
Honestly. It's the h o n e s t ones you want
to watch out for, because you can never
predict when they're going to do
something incredibly. . . stupid.

- Captain Jack Sparrow <3

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