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PartyPoison21

1. PartyPoison21
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 7:01pm UTC
   My Dad sat me down today to give me 'the talk'...
   He said, "First of all, you've gotta make sure it's nice and clean. Give it a quick rub and you're almost ready to go!...Don't force it in, mind. You might damage something. Make sure it's turned on first and it'll slide straight in. Then son, you can sit back, relax, and enjoy your night!"
   ". . . Dad, for f**k sake. I know how to work a DVD player." ♥
   
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2. PartyPoison21
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   When a policeman stops you and accuses
   you of drink driving, never reply with,
   "What seems
   to be the officer
   problem?"
   
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3. PartyPoison21
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 6:04pm UTC
   Fave...
   If you were born in the
   1900's
   ;)
   
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4. PartyPoison21
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 5:48pm UTC
   Fave if
   You' ve ever....
   Fallen in love
   Had your heart broken
   Broken a bone
   Laughed so hard milk/juice etc. came out your nose
   Tripped over a flat surface
   Fallen up stairs
   Met a bald kid called Aang who made you travel around the world with him on a flying bison so you could help him kill a crazy dude with mutton chops who can shoot fire from his hands
   ♥
   
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5. PartyPoison21
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 5:33pm UTC
   Her blade is far from blunt,
   As she attempts the fatal stunt.
   Tears leaking from her eyes,
   Mascara tears she cries.
   Her smile was always fake,
   And now her life she tries to take.
   You see her fairy tale had a twist,
   As the knife slashes across her wrist.
   Her story had no "happy ever after".
   No joyful characters full of laughter.
   Her vision is getting dim,
   And this was all because of
   him ♥
   mineeee.
   
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6. PartyPoison21
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 5:29pm UTC
   Lose your clothes
   And show your scars
   That's
   who you are ♥
   
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7. PartyPoison21
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 4:50pm UTC
   ------------♥------------
   Today I was sitting on my friend's porch.
   They have automatic porch lights that switch
   on at 6 o'clock. I waited until 5.59 and shouted
   "Lumos!" at the lights. They switched on.
   I feel like a wizard now.
   MLIA
   ------------♥------------
   
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