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  1. TakexMyxHeart TakexMyxHeart
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Today i was walking to my best friends house
    and i passed this group of kids probobly like 12
    and they pointed at the little one and sayd
    "hey he likes you he wants to marry you"
    so i waved and sayd "hey there cutie" and smiled and walked away
    as i walked away the little boy ran to the sidewalk and yelled after
    me...
    "your beautiful"
    he was only like 6
    Made my day
    True story
    @TakexMyxHeart

  2. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    My bed is so much comfier
    in the morning than at night.

  3. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you're so sexy, that everyone is intimidated to approach you, and you end up being single forever...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Emotionally: I'm done.
    Mentally: I'm drained.
    Spiritually: I'm dead.
    Physically: I smile.

  6. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    ☾ ☽☾☽
    ☾ ☽☾☽Close your eyes,
    DearFamily:Thanks for putting an emptybox of cereal back in the cabinet. Now I can have a bowlof disappointment for breakfast.
    format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The Suite life of Zack and Cody;
    Hector: Esteban, I have great news! There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
    Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
    Hector: No. The other one.
    Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?

  9. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    please, please, please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please,
    please, please,
    please,
    don't kill yourself

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    apparently "ninja mode"
    isn't a plausible excuse for not being seen at school today.
    jimmy365
    nmf

  11. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 7:45am UTC
    l l l l l
    A thousand miles seems pretty far,
    But they've got planes and trains and cars
    I'd walk to you if I had no other way. ♥
    Format credit - RunawayRachel
    Hey There Delilah - Plain White Tee's

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    They promised
    That dreams can come true.
    But they forgot to mention that
    n i g h t m a r e s are dreams, too.
    jimmy365:)
    format by: ThatsSoMeee :)

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    No, I'm not feeling violent.
    I'm feeling creative with weapons.
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/^my format

  14. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    If you look in the mirror
    And don't like what you see,
    you can find out first hand
    what it's like to be me.

  15. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break my bones
    But words are what will destroy me.

  16. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    Force a smile. Blink away the tears.
    I'm supposed to be strong. Supposed to have no fears.
    but I'm finding it hard not to frown; I'm such a strong person, why am i breaking down?
    format credit to: kara003

  17. Hannah8534 Hannah8534
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Bullying needs to end. NOW.
    Millions of teens everywhere are depressed.
    78% of depressed teens were bullied into depression.
    Of those, about half of them are suicidal.
    Out of that half, 2 out of 5 will attempt and succede suicide.
    Thousands of girls in America alone have eating disorders.
    Caused from bullying. Which is NOT okay.
    Many others self-harm from bullying.
    THESE NUMBERS CAN ALL BE PREVENTED!
    So join me and thousands of others to end bullying.
    Fav if you think bullying needs to stop.

  18. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.

  19. oneLesslnlygirl oneLesslnlygirl
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    Gibby Was Funnier
    Before he hit puberty.

  20. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    I'm sorry for being
    Clingy. Emotional. Needy. Annoying.
    A waste of space. Stressful. Weird.
    Quiet. Distant. Ugly. Imperfect.
    Strange. Different. Unlovable.
    Useless. Worthless. Lonely.
    Depressed. Boring. Sad.
    Helpless. A lost cause.
    Broken. Defeated.
    me.

:)

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