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February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC

so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

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hgirl
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February 13, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Teacher(mad): THIS-
Me: GIRL IS ON FIREEEEEE!
Her: ..get out.

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lovecrazy
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February 13, 2013 6:38pm UTC

I'm a teenage girl.
My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny. Well that's a problem cause, I like Johnny. Now, I'm emotionally compromised. Whoopsies. I'm all "OMG, Becky's not even hot."
-Mayhem (Allstate Commercial)

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Emmi89
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February 13, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Wittians.
I would like to point out that,
Witty
WILL BE CLOSED & UNACCESSIBLE
On February the 29th, 30th and 31st

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ThisGirlIsMe
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February 14, 2013 12:18am UTC

Valentines Day Is Tomorrow And I Don't Have A Valentine... Looks Like My Cat And I Are Gonna Sit On The Couch And Watch Sappy Movies.. Who's With Us?!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC

puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.

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LandonIsWitty
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February 12, 2013 11:10am UTC

Maroon 5?
I think you mean,
"Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him."

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Magic_Eight_Ball
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February 12, 2013 11:48am UTC

I love how in Disney movies it's like
son: I got into the band!
mom: Oh my gosh that's so great im going to make you cupcakes and buy you a unicorn and oh this is just the best thing ever what can I do to make this amazing moment even better shall I shine your shoe?
and in my house it's like
me: I got into the band!
mom: Shut up I'm playing farmville.

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dumb_blonde1998
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February 12, 2013 11:28am UTC

You said it's because we dont see each other enough.
I think it's because you love someone else.

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Arcade1012
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February 12, 2013 10:48am UTC

You know that feeling when you're just like "Oh my god, can you just not exist for like one day so I can have a good day for once. Please."
Yeah I feel like that.

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dumb_blonde1998
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February 12, 2013 11:32am UTC

Everything you said, was that all lies too?
it was all true to me <//3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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flyingbacon7
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February 11, 2013 7:02pm UTC

It's hard to forget your first love
It's the first person who stole your heart
It all felt so right
But then it broke apart
And you wonder if you will ever love again

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BlackButterflies
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February 11, 2013 11:18pm UTC

her heart was a secret garden,
and the walls were very high.

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batmancupcake57girl
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February 11, 2013 10:07pm UTC

I find it cute when boys;
-make weird face
-don't care about their appearance
-dance ridiculously
-get frustrated
-laugh
-sing to you
- do the half smirk
-have proper grammar
-are funny
-tease you a little

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jariley*
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February 11, 2013 5:17pm UTC

This is going to be
a lonely Valentine's Day.

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happiest*
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February 11, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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br0kenwings
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February 12, 2013 3:30am UTC

Have you ever loved a band to the point where
you can’t watch their live performances or music videos
because you get this feeling in your chest and
it feels like everything is ending and you can hardly breathe?

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