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1. greysonchick
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2012 8:58pm UTC
   She wears short skirts, i wear t-shirts, we
   are both very unprepared for the cold
   weather.
   
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2. Organicgirl
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 3:21pm UTC
   How do you organize a space party?
   You planet
   not my quote.
   not my format.
   
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3. yourcool
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 8:28pm UTC
   Spending half of the movie wondering
   where you've seen the actor before.
   
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4. AwkwardPenguin01
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 6:51pm UTC
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5. xoxocynthia
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
   Did you know?
   Its impossible to say
   "Good Eye Might"
   without sounding Australian?
   (favorite if you tried it)
   
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6. Bravosierra*
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   Hey I just met you.
   And this is loco.
   But heres four candy canes for you.
   YOU GO GLENN COCO.
   
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7. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   the first harry potter book
   was published in
   1998
   the same year that , in the books, the
   final battle of Hogwarts took place.
   "I open at the close".
   mind blown.
   
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8. Johnnycake
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 11:36am UTC
   I PUSH EVERYONE AWAY e x ce p t t h e o n e p e r so n WHO IS PUSHING ME AWAY NMF
   
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9. SexyBeatGotSwag
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 8:31pm UTC
   Sometimes when I say "I'm Okay,"
   I want someone to look at me in the eyes,
   hug me tight and say,
   here's some One Direction tickets.
   
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10. kyhricak
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    *sneezes*
    normal people-
    bless you!
    liam payne-
    oh bless your soul and heart and all that is good
    in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze.
    
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11. xxxautumnxo
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    THOSE AWKWARD TEXTS
    that make you think 'how the hell am i gonna reply to that.'
    
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12. AwsomeSwag
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    I wish mosquitoes sucked
    my fat instead of my blood
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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13. fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    the girl who's absolutely gorgeous is called
    my bestfriend. i'm just the ugly sidekick that everbody else ignores.
     
    
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14. tylerr
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 11:04pm UTC
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15. XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 11:50am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Don't Cr i t i ci ze
    What You Don't
    Understand
    Format by XxprettixX
    
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16. bizzeybeatsxo350
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    & who else wants to know what the embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party was?
    HelloFormats
    
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17. idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    having inside jokes with yourself.
    
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18. XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    People are Lonely
    Because they build walls instead of bridges
    
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19. Want_Ya
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    There are 6,930,055,154
    people in the world.
    Why are you letting just one
    ruin your life ?
    --Patrick Star
    
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20. XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ☺
    /
    \
    /
    \
    /
    \
    /
    \
    /
    \
    THE WORLD SUCKS
    SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL FIND
    SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT
    Format by XxprettixX
    
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