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  1. courtneygoesraw courtneygoesraw
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    \(.__.\)
    to the window.
    (/.__.)/
    to the wall.

  2. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    My neighbor knocked
    on my door this morning at 2:30 a.m.
    Can you believe that?
    2:30 a.m.!
    Luckily for him, I was still up playing my drums.

  3. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 11:02am UTC
    THEY SAY
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    But, you still judge the book after you read it
    SO WHATS THE POINT?

  4. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    Avoiding male cashiers
    When buying feminine products.

  5. katie61696 katie61696
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Not faving a quote solely based
    on the fact that it isn't
    grammatically correct.

  6. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 10:45am UTC
    katy perry: blue hair
    nicki minaj: pink hair
    rihanna: red hair
    lady gaga: green hair
    THE F**KING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!!
    NMF + NMQ

  7. elizabethh0007 elizabethh0007
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Am i the only girl,
    that hasnt seen The Notebook?

  8. brown_eyes_ brown_eyes_
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:15pm UTC
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    a boss.

  9. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:51am UTC
    Periods suck #1
    fall asleep on white sheet.
    wake up on the japanese flag.

  10. ambreyisag ambreyisag
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:55pm UTC
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  11. Disconnected Disconnected
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶
    PARTY FACE IS
    partying.

  12. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're really really angry and everyone is trying to cheer you up by making you laugh and they bring out that little smirk on your face and you think to yourself "No I'm mad, Stop it"
    nmf

  13. kayleer5 kayleer5
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    How
    can you still be in love with
    someone who hurt you so much
    -Degrassi

  14. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 8:11am UTC
    i say "i'm sorry" a lot..
    mostly because i feel like everything is my fault.

  15. teddybearbeware teddybearbeware
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    && Those nights where
    You feel like everyone is purposely ignoring you.

  16. Marie1388 Marie1388
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:22am UTC
    Admit it,
    We all want a guy best friend
    like Gordo from Lizzie McGuire

  17. Jillyummx3 Jillyummx3
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:57am UTC
    Name the song you're listening to
    Think about it...
    Q is just a male O.

  18. theheartbrokengurl theheartbrokengurl
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 1:17am UTC
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  19. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:30am UTC
    & after awhile..
    you learn that you don't need anyone to survive.
    no one is ever going to always be there
    no matter what they promise..
    you just gotta suck it up & accept it.

  20. KVelarde KVelarde
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    "I have a question!"
    if plankton can marry a computer why cant i?

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