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  1. goawaylover goawaylover
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Did you know that
    GULLIBLE
    is written on the cieling?
    Fave if you get it ^_^

  2. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 12:10am UTC
    i'm famous.
    i preform at a concert every night..
    in my shower..
    and my v.i.p's are mr. shampoo, mrs. conditioner, and baby body wash. (;

  3. confessionsfromacutter24 confessionsfromacutter24
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 12:23am UTC
    LOL at the people who say "what do you think money grows on trees"? Then justin bieber drives on in with his bat mobile and you say "yupp"

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I've been in 2 milleniums, 2 centuries, and three decades. I've seen the Twin Towers fall, the first black president, a prince marry a commoner and Bin Laden killed.
    I'm not even 20.
    format by jimmy365

  5. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    One Direction fact #118
    Zayn says he likes giving Valentine's Day gifts that are more from the heart than the wallet.
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  6. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    & Does anyone else get that mini spaz attack in bed when they're half asleep and dream they're falling? ♥

  7. drama18xox drama18xox
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    THINGS I DO WHEN I'M EXTREMELY BORED IN CLASS:
    -Make funny faces with my friend
    -Read every single poster in the room
    -Squint and squish people with my fingers
    -Experiment how flexible my hands are
    -Try to break my pencil so I have an excuse to get up
    -Look around to see if anyone else is also extremely bored
    FAVE IF YOU DO ANY ONE OF THOSE

  8. kristanio kristanio
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Fav if you used to watch the raindrops on the window to see which one "wins".
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    One Direction fact #132
    Harry has a pair of lucky socks he wears while performing.
    format by PaperLung

  10. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Worst thing i ever started?
    Cut ting

  11. MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    The idea of death has never sounded more appealing.

  12. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:49am UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. lovegwendolynne lovegwendolynne
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Drama is ridiculous
    Click the [♥] if your town is full of it.
    nmf.
    G

  14. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    NO MATTER HOW
    HARD I TRY
    I always, ALWAYS get a » terrible picture « on picture day.

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    I really hate when friends
    change just because they met new people...
    NFM/FMQ

  16. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    I am 18 now. This happened when I was 9. I was walking along the pool so I couldn't fall in. Unexpectedly, something or someone was pulling my leg and I was dragged in. I did not know how to swim at the time, so I am there drowning in the dirty pool. Suddenly, my mother and father pulled me out the water. They saved my life. The thing is that they ...
    They passed away when I was 2 years old.
    I've told my therapist this and they thought I was only dreaming, but it truly happened.

  17. valentineunicorn valentineunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 7:02am UTC
    For every fave this gets I willGo 1 day without cutting. ;)

  18. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Some day, I'm going to find a cure for cancer...
    Not just for Matthew, but for everyone who's been affected by it..
    NOBODY deserves to go through that pain.

  19. girlnextdoorxo girlnextdoorxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    THOSE NIGHTS,
    where you break down,
    and just think to yourself;
    i can't do this anymore.
    ----------♥----------
    click the heart if you understand...

  20. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    One Direction fact #105
    When Louis was asked what he'd do if he was a girl for one day, he said 'I'd go straight to a mirror and take all my clothes off.'
    format by DamnnTaylerx

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