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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I was told this hilarious joke today.
It goes:
you're pretty.
Ahahahaha oh man, I'm still laughing.
Someone call me an ambulance, I can't breathe.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Dear family,
Just because I'm laughing
when I'm reading a text,
doesnt been I'm flirting with
someone.
Sincerely,
Every teenage girl.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 6:14pm UTC

\(•_•)
x.) )z
.x/ \
Oh hells naw shanaynay hold my urrings.

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 8:33pm UTC

THAT GUT WRENCHING FEELING
WHEN YOUR ABOUT
TO CRY
your eyes start to get glossy and puffy
your lips starts to curl
your nose starts to get alittle stuffy
and your heart
STARTS TO ACHE

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 8:51pm UTC

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 1:23pm UTC

i dont know what to do anymore
you moved on. and im still here, holding on

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 4:08pm UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ lol who cares. im awesome
notmyformat

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 12:17pm UTC

shoulder
shoulder
shoulder
shoulder
♥♥♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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halfempty
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Let my perfume soak into your sweater.
Say you'll be here soon. The sooner the better.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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randi*
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 12:56pm UTC

Fave for Romney, comment for Obama

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UrJustJelous
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I hope your happy
i hope your fine
i hope your loving
a life without mine
I hope your not sad
i hope your not down
i hope your alright
when im not around
I hope you can see
i hope its not blurry
i hope you can manage
with every worry
I hope your not crying
i hope theres no tears
i hope u can handle
with all your fear
I hope you changed
i hope for control
i hope you regret
every heart u stole
I hope you can think
i hope you will be
In a better place
where theres no me..
</3

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Riahdeere
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm an angel in boots && a devil in blue jeans .
I'm every cowgirls nightmare and every cowboys dream .
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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lashaay
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 9:00am UTC

If you love something,
let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was
♥♥♥♥♥♥

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DonggaBieber
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:24am UTC

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defe4ted
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 12:45pm UTC

You were born to die,
so you might as well live
And make life worth it.

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underestimated
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Little Mary was not the best student in sunday school,
usually she slept theough the class.
One day the teacher called out her name while she was napping,
"Tell me Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, Little Johnny,
an Altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" Shouted mary and the teacher said,
"Very good!" And Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary,
"Who is our lord and savior?"
But mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny cam to the rescue and stabbed her again.
"Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary. And the teacher said,
"Very good," And Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,
"What did eve say to adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!"
The teacher fainted.

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dezzie_2009
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:56am UTC

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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sammy*
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Me: hk,jfljkdhfgdkjflkdkshlakhdskhjkl OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
Me: aksdksjsfsjksfblaksblfoajrenncvb HEEEYY SEXY LADY!!!
Me: jassdfgjgjlkjhigbdvjbjhuwiqiosodhfshfk OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
my quote/nmf

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