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Kanerpop
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC

"Class Rules!"
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"

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carsonneumann
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 9:17am UTC

Dear Math,
why cant you just solve your
own problems ??????????
Sincerely Every Kid Ever

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theglassbutterfly
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 8:46am UTC

ThatsSooMe: Cool, 600 likes.
Normal Wittians: YES! 40-50 likes!
Me: AGFDSIJQ;KERJF83YR34YRHKF'LFKJIGDC!!!!! OMG!!! 3 LIKES! VICTORY IS MINE!!! TOP QUOTES, HERE I COME! GO AHEAD AND GIVE ME AN EMMY!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AshleighX3
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 8:30am UTC

WHEN YOU SMILE IN THE HALLS
And show them you've won,
You'll let that boy know
Y O U ' R E S E CO N D T O N O N E
T h e b i t c h e s , t h e y ' l l l a u g h
Because they're all fake.
B u t t h e y ' r e j e a l o u s o f y o u ,
M A K E N O M I S T A K E
T h a t b o y i n t h e c o r n e r
Who talks to slim few
H e d o e s n ' t s a y m u c h
BUT HE'S FALLING FOR YOU

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xotaracarr*
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 8:23am UTC

I think it's amazing how
YOU CAN GO MONTHS OR YEARS WITHOUT TALKING TO SOMEONE
» BUT THEY STILL SEEM TO
cross your mind daily.

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MeMyselfandHim
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 9:27am UTC

Can I be a home to your
homeless heart?
mq<3

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marchand_gurl
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 9:02am UTC

90% of people marry their
7th - 12th grade love. ♥
Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
*I'm not taking any chances, my life is actually starting to make sense now.*

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MoonAngel
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 8:48am UTC

Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice , then dont say anything at all , and some people wonder why I'm so quiet .
Haha :P

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niCol22
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 8:28am UTC

Dude are you ready to party?!?!? :D
Umm who is this...?
Oh sorry...wrong number!! bye!
...but I want to party...
nmf

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MayNingeongan
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 9:49am UTC

what women should know :
a man who truly loves you
will never let you go,
no matter how hard the situation is.
what men should know :
a woman who truly loves you
will be angry at you for so many things,
but will stick around.

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jaxphillips
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 10:15am UTC

Did you know? If you say "Raise Up Lights" you just said "Razor Blades" in an Australian accent! :) Favorite if you tried it.

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swaggin_destiny
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 9:56am UTC

Write "Party" On An Rock
Put It Inside Your House
And Say
"PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!"
And Have A Good Time.

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silverluver
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 8:12am UTC

love Love Love
Love love Love Love
love Love Love
SHHHHHH...... love is a special word, and if you use it like it's nothing, it'll lose it's magic

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kaitlynmichelle
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October 16, 2012 9:37pm UTC

since graduation i've lost all my friends had to drop out of my college classes because of the stress from losing everyone in such a small amount of time and didn't want to fail so i took a grade of a W which doesn't hurt my GPA but i feel stupid. i got a therapist to talk to which is great i only have my ex boyfriend who told me he doesn't love me but yet when we hangout we do things why i do this to myself i don't know we were in love once maybe it's still there who knows all i know is i don't eat anymore and when i do my body rejects it i only see my ex now since he's the only one whose stayed. i cry everyday i'm constantly sad i don't go anywhere i go to work, brandon's (my ex) when he's off of work, or i just stay home. what a life. everyone said things would fall in to place instead of doing that things for me have just fallen apart. sorry for venting and thankyou whoever read this i just needed to get it out..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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