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ridemydino
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December 24, 2012 9:11am UTC

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: Oh, here it comes...lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I've had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: Wait what?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whoop, there it is!

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...*
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 11:23am UTC

I'm Under Your Bed.
And I have a knife.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Pants without pockets: why
Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

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Chocolate_Luver
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Can anyone recommend some really good books?
T h a n k y o u :)

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1D_Babyyy
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 9:11am UTC

just thought I'd point out that "Rip Amanda Todd" Is on worldwide trens on twitter...It sucks that she's dead now, but look at how many people care :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Fizzy_Monster
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 12:03pm UTC

✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
Like this if....
-Your gay
-You wear glasses
-You have blonde hair
-Your a love KFC
-Your deaf or blind
-you love me XD
-You have facebook
-You go to school
-You prefer coke over pepsi
-You wear eyeliner
-You love music
-You've watched the star's
-You believe in god
-You have a tatoo
-You know your awesome
-You love 1D
-You love black veil brides
-You love your mum and dad
-Your a ninja
Your all amazing people
✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
cookiedoughformats

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kissandtell29
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 7:52pm UTC

It's
October 3rd
I wore pink
and..
Theres a 30% chance it's already raining
That's so fetch

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Chasshole
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC

How many times do
people have to quote
Mean Girls before it gets
old?
The limit does not exist.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 10:12am UTC

ADMIT IT,
YOU STILL USE YOUR
H A N D S
TO TELL WHICH WAY IS
L E F T
AND WHICH IS
R I G H T

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Steve added a reply button..
PRAISE STEVE!

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blonde_blueyes_breakable
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Today, I started randomly singing.
Suddenly, this complete stranger joined in,
telling me that he was in love with that band.
I was totally just making the song up.

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foreverfascinatedxx
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Here's to the girls who
-Wanted more then they had
-Were friend-zoned
-Like a guy who's dating your best friend
-Fake a smile just so people won't ask
-Say 'I'm Fine' When you really want to cry
-Have divorced parents
-Have only one parent
-Don't have anyone who cares about them
-Cry themselves to sleep
Here's to us girls.
No matter how much we smile, laugh, or seem happy
We might not always be happy, but we'll keep trying and trying unitl we truly are.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:00pm UTC

In a middle school full of:
-bullies
-insane teachers
-& gross school lunches
Ned Bigby (that's me) and my two best friends try to do the impossible:
Create a guide that helps YOU survive school.
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
*results may vary

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 6:26pm UTC

If I did a live chat,
who would honestly watch :).

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supergirl313
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August 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Tiffany_xD
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 10:10pm UTC

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:13pm UTC

MY LITTLE COUSIN IS 3, HIS NAME'S GAVIN.
>>> I WAS AT MY GRANNY'S HOUSE WITH MY OTHER TWO BOY COUSINS <<<
My other two cousins (aged 5 and 9) were play fighting with me, just hitting me with pillows and stuff when Gavin came over, had a fight with them and then when they backed off, he came over to me, hugged me and whipered in my ear
"Don't worry my beautiful princess, I'll save you"
True Story♥
He'll be a great boyfriend one day<3

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OreoLover
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Person One: What's the dumbest rumour you've ever heard?
Person Two: In middle school, people were saying that i was homeschooled.
..even though I went to school..

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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Friends: "Get out I need to get dressed!"
Good friends: "Turn around I'm getting changed!"
Best friends: "Dude, I love your bra!"
Twitter

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