Chasshole

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Chasshole

Status: i am a narwhal, bow down to me mother fluckers

Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 10:04pm

Last Seen: 10 Mar 2013 08:45pm

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 324668

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Hello there, my name is Chassidy.
Here's some stuff that you probably don't care about but I will list it anyways because I'm hipster.

Favorite Foods: Buffalo Wings & Kimchi Bowl

Favorite Drink: Starbucks Frappuccinos

Favorite Animals: Cats, Unicorns, & Narwhals

Favorite Colors: Aqua, Purple, Blue, & Rainbow

Favorite Sports: Swimming, Tennis, & Volleyball.

I like sunshine, but I also like rainy days. I have always wanted to see snow, because it looks so cool and white.

okay, increase the peace my beautiful ducklings.

"Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!.... And none for Gretchen Weiners."
-Mean Girls

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posted a quote
March 10, 2013 9:04pm UTC

What You Should Say If You Didn't Do Your Homework:
- i aint a letter grade
- i am trying to be green by not wasting paper, tree killer
- i had other brain-frustrating homework to do
- what do you expect from me
- dont be h8ing on me
- nobody's perfect
- did you know that humans only have two middle fingers
- did you also know that dolphins and humans are the only animals to have s3x for pleasure
- my ostrich ate my homework, at least my dog didnt eat my homework
- did you finish grading our tests
- my homework is never late, everybody else's is just early
- i had to catch up on my soap operas
- i had an emotional breakdown on how i will never amount to anything
- i had to feed my mom because she broke her arms in a chess accident
- i was trying to create a type of toaster that would end global warming
- im so sorry
- can i take you out for some steak tonight to make it up
- why does everybody have to judge me
- i have lazytodosh/t syndrome
- i was constipated all night
- do you know how much time i spend trying to impress everyone
- you only live once
- i had to take care of my virtual cats they were starving they were alley cats geez i am a human
- nobody does that sh/t

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posted a quote
February 10, 2013 6:36pm UTC

triangle in math: △
omg i hate triangles why do we have to do area and perimeter and the pythagorean theorem on this
triangles in photos and such: △
OMG SO HIPSTER THATS SO FETCH WE JUST MADE FETCH HAPPEN!

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posted a quote
February 10, 2013 6:33pm UTC

you must be homework
because you are pointless and i hate your freaking guts

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February 3, 2013 7:37pm UTC

You can't always get what you want;
it's apart of life.
And I learned that the hard way.

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Chasshole
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 4:40pm UTC

I'm At The Point Where
it's hard to smile.

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Chasshole
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 4:34pm UTC

dont hold your cursor over this quote♥
nmf/nmq

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December 14, 2012 9:32pm UTC

R.I.P.
To those kindergarteners and adults whose lives were taken away from a man that just decided to enter an elementary school with a gun in Connecticut.
Why? What kind of person can do that?
They must not be human, because clearly if they did that, they don't have a heart.
I'm sorry for all those people affected by this tragic incident.
Please stay strong for those who are not going to go home today.
Stay strong for them, because you know they would want you too.
At least the guy who has done this is gone also.
He won't hurt anymore people.
He's going to suffer, and all those people who were killed are now perfect angels.

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November 18, 2012 7:37pm UTC

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November 17, 2012 4:41pm UTC

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November 12, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Happy Veteran's Day
Thank you US Veterans and heroes
for sacrificing your lives and fighting
to let us live in freedom.

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Chasshole
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Things I Hate
#2
When an outfit you want to
wear is in the laundry.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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posted a quote
October 7, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Things I Hate
When a teacher decides to punish
the entire class for what one
student did.

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posted a quote
October 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC

How many times do
people have to quote
Mean Girls before it gets
old?
The limit does not exist.

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Chasshole
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 5:09pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
You're about as
useful as the P in
Psycho.
♥
Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

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posted a quote
October 1, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
♥
"if you don't dream
BIG,
there's no use of
dreaming,
If you don't have faith,
There's nothing
worth believing."
-Justin Bieber
♥
Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Chasshole
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Piglet : How do you spell love?
Pooh: You don't spell it, you
feel it. ♥
Pooh has the best words/quotes to say.
nmf

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Chasshole
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:42pm UTC

He borrowed my calculator.
We're practically
meant for
each other.
lol
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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