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MyLifeAsAlly

1. MyLifeAsAlly
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 7:46pm UTC
   THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you set fire to Lorraine after mishearing Adele lyrics.
   
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2. MyLifeAsAlly
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   TEARDROPS:
   1% Water
   99% Feelings
   
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3. MyLifeAsAlly
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 2:32pm UTC
   I love you more than...
   Spongebob loves Jellyfishing.
   Sandy loves karate.
   Mr. Krabs loves money.
   Squidward loves his clarinet.
   & I need you like Plankton needs
   the Krabby Patty secret formula.
   <3
   
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4. MyLifeAsAlly
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 2:09pm UTC
   Dogs Diary : Me and my master played all day long!
   Cats Diary : Day 147 of captivity...
   
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5. MyLifeAsAlly
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2012 6:03pm UTC
   If someday we're all going to prison
   for downloading Music,
   I just hope they split us up by the Music Genre
   <3
   
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6. MyLifeAsAlly
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC
   -Finished first page of test- *Flips paper over so loudly so everyone knows I'm ahead of them*
   
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7. MyLifeAsAlly
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 1:03pm UTC
   Weird... Some guy just gave me a half of a peace sign.
   
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