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MyLifeAsAlly

  1. AshAleigh AshAleigh
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    I can't help but feel like the ugly friend when I'm next to her. When she's not around though, i feel like the prettiest girl in the room.

  2. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    YOU JUST REALLY HAVE TO REALIZE THAT
    COMPARING YOURSELF TO OTHER PEOPLE ISN'T
    GOING TO MAKE YOU ANY PRETTIER.

  3. torisgorawr torisgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    LIFE ISN'T ABOUT
    WAITING FOR THE
    STORM TO PASS.
    IT'S ABOUT LEARNING
    HOW TO DANCE
    IN THE RAIN.
    -VIVIAN
    GREENE


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. LilzaxX LilzaxX
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Facebook:
    Me:
    "Just had an amazing time with my friends.Love you all!"
    3 likes and 1 comment.
    Popular girl:
    "lol I just blinked!"
    7783 likes and 1939 comments.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Dear Ceiling Fan,
    if you could hold my weight, i'd never be bored again.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Pretty girl: omg, i am so ugly
    Everyone: oh precious child, you are a gorgeous human being, you are God's gift to humanity, you wonderful creature
    Me:omg, i am so ugly
    235 people like this


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  9. CaughtInTheMoment CaughtInTheMoment
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I love you babe
    Thank you
    U dont love me back?
    Im in middle school, i dont love people

  10. eskimokisses eskimokisses happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    *best chilhood memory*
    *falls asleep on the couch*
    *wakes up next morning in bed*
    OH MY GOSH I CAN TELEPORT=D

  11. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 7:24pm UTC
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    You This Read Wrong.
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  12. Myluvangle Myluvangle
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    cancer.
    we hate you.
    why did you come into this planet?
    so for every fave i get,
    i will donate that into money.
    (e.g 1fav= 1 penny)
    Format by twilightgirl995

  13. x0oja1m33 x0oja1m33
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    How many times do you yell
    “YOU'RE MAKING ME PEE!”
    when you’re with your friends….♥

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    all of your friends are getting boyfriend/girlfriends and you're just there like, "i love my cat."

  15. Checkmate Checkmate
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Mum: Do you have a boyfriend?
    Me: Yes.
    Mum: Oh my god, I want to meet him!
    Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both
    will.

  16. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    When I Look In The Mirror, I'm Ashamed. Ashamed Of What I've Become. The Little Girl I Once Was Let Her Soul Die. She Gave In To The Beast. I Wish I Had My Little Girl Life Back ♥

  17. TebowIsBeast TebowIsBeast
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    ALLY ALLY ALLY
    ALLY ALLY ALLY
    ALLY ALLY ALLY
    ALLY ALLY ALLY
    ALLY ALLY ALLY
    ALLY ALLY ALLY

  18. icykatherinel icykatherinel
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Is it just me or does anybody else hate it when their sick and you can breathe in one nostril and not the other?
    I DO..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you're on your period and you have to ask your friend to check out your butt to make sure if doesn't look like a crime scene

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