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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC

My mind is like Hollister.
A dark place but filled with hot boys.~

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伤*
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June 7, 2012 5:24pm UTC

LIFE IS LIKE
a mirror, we get the best
results when we smile at it
- Danielle Peazer
-OneDirection

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 9:05pm UTC

♥
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Two years ago
I never thought I'd have scars on my arms
One year ago,
I never thought I'd be able to stop making them
Now, this year
I'm looking back, and realizing the truth about all this.
All of this stuff,
It makes me who I am. Even if I had the chance to start over,
I wouldn't change a thing

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TheHeartVersusTheHead
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Me:*Notices a hot guy and tries to seductively approach* Hey, if you were a sailboat, I'd be the wind that filled your sails. *Wink Wink* ;)
Him: I don't sail. I'm allergic to water. *Backs away slowly*
REJECTED
It happens.
© format by: h0pefu nmf

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down888
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 6:06am UTC

1D: Hey, what’s your name?
Me: My Future Wife
1D: Everybody meet My Future Wife!!
Me:
1D:
Audience:
My parents:
Obama:
Aliens:
1D: Oh wait…

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delirant
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Popular Girl
I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
29 minutes ago · Like
Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
27 minutes ago ' like
Me
I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
My Dad You have me!:D
29 minutes ago · Like

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伤*
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 1:49pm UTC

"I am the most jealous boy in the world,
when i'm with my girlfriend.
i always kiss her so that people
know that she is mine."
- Zayn Malk
Format Credit to OneDirection

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Checkmate
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC

My thoughts during school
me:why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the f*ck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the
hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my trousers
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh

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angelieslee
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:03pm UTC

mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty!
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
^this made me laugh so much

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Breeze
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March 21, 2012 5:50pm UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 10:24am UTC

Skype Conversations:
5% Hey, how are you?
95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 5:24pm UTC

One Direction things#14
Liam: One day we went to a farm and they offered to ride horses,
but there were only four, and Harry rode a cow
Mrs_ZaynMalink69_1D
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Being single is alright,
But after a while you get tired of seeing
all the cute couples out there
and you start to wonder
when you are going to be part on one.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 9:21pm UTC

You are now aware that
everytime you swallow, you hear a little crackle in your ears
You are now aware that
your tongue is sitting uncomfortably in your mouth
You are now aware that
you can hear a ringing in your ears
You are now aware that
you are itchy at some point in your body
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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Boys in fights:
I hate you man, f**** you.
Girls in fights:
Your eyes are uneven and your hips are huge. You're so fat I can see you from a mile away. You're also a huge attention seeker. Nobody likes you, you're such a B****. You're so ugly, and that's why no one wants to be with you. You're so dumb, I'm suprised you're passing any of your classes.
I hope you live the rest of your life alone with 72 cats, and then they all run away on your birthday.
I also unfriended and blocked you on facebook.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Keep on putting me down.
/ / / But when I'm gone don't wonder why I stepped out of this world \ \ \
Format to jayciecutie01
This is one of my old quotes. Redoing it ~~~~

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Never tell somebody to kill themselves. I don't care if you think you're being funny, because you're not. Telling someone that is plain disgusting. They could be having serious problems and already have that as an opinion in their head and you encouraging is only going to make them want to do it even more and you don't even relize how much of an impact you have one somebody.
-Miley Cyrus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 8:03pm UTC

You know that I've thought about suicide before, So you keep pushing me farther. Good idea. Let's see how it works out for you.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Year 2392
Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

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