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oursong
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July 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC

that awkward moment: when you look inside your pocket,
and it's not full of sunshine.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Carrying 15 grocery bags in each hand
because two trips to the car are for p/ssies.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 6:28pm UTC

When you're seriously trying to watch
something and your family is having a "who can be the loudest" competition.

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Teacher: You're late.
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student:
Teacher:
Student:
Teacher:
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Spending half of the movie wondering
where you've seen the actor before.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 11:32am UTC

"People think Niall & I flirt while talking on skype,
But in reality all he does is
Eat in front of the camera."
-Demi Lovato

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Mom: Can I see your witty?
Me: What witty?
Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*

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ThatsSoMeee

posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Do you ever wonder
what your life looks like through someone else's eyes?

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OneDirectionInfectionn
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Niall Horan:
"My accent always works with girls.They like it, and I have no idea why."
nmf (C) OneDirectionInfectionn

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Arrowzx
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:41pm UTC

*Me, watching The Last Song (with Miley Cyrus) when my dad walks in.
Dad: WTF IS THIS WHY ARE THEY KISSING
Me: Its the Last Song, and theyre kissing because that guy is sexy.
Dad: Whats it about?
Me: Turtles. jk its about love. Oh and her dad dies.
Dad: BILLY RAY DIES??

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:59am UTC

iCarly [iGo One Direction UGH]
Freddie: 3.....2.....1....
Liam: FLICK.
Carly: Hi, i'm C-
Louis: Carrots.
Carly: Today's gonna be f-
Niall: Food.
Sam: I'm S-
Zayn: So sexy
Sam: You're watching...
Harry: iCurly.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 8:43am UTC

HOW TO GET 134392853 FOLLOWERS IN 3 DAYS:
my name is _________ and i am 15 years young
i know this place is full of girls but i didn't come here
to flirt with them i came here because i want to inspire
people with my quotes .
I am a real boy and I have a fake picture because no good looking 15 year old boy would actually use this website.
i think all girls are beautiful and amazing and i just really want you all to see this so bad. oh and i love followers♥♥♥
BYE BEAUTIFUL.
works everytime^^^^^^

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Did you know? #503
While we sleep, the brain repairs itself to better acquire new information. Studies suggest that sleeping more makes you smarter.

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Lgirl
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 7:49pm UTC

That mini heart attack when you realize you've tipped your chair back a little to far.

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dolapo66
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Sam: Hey you guys are never going to believe this!
Freddy: Your mom got a job?
Sam: Okay lets not get crazy.

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OneDirectionInfectionn
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Harry Styles:
"I've tried to act cute to get out of trouble... My mum can see through it but it still works."
nmf (C) OneDirectionInfectionn

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Happy birthday mommy! I got you a mug (:
Thanks! What does it look like?
Well, it says "World's Best Grandma on it".
But I'm not a grandma?
...Surprise..!
HOME, NOW.
not my quote.
not my format.

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BrielleLuvsPickles
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Internet People
Facebook is for popular people, MySpace is for musical people, Twitter is for famous people,
And Witty is for special people
nmf

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Jade672
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:24am UTC

I FELT SPECIAL UNTIL I REALIZED,
YOU TALK TO EVERY GIRL LIKE THAT..

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:51am UTC

I want to punch you in the mouth
with my lips.

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