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idtapthat
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August 31, 2012 9:14pm UTC

“I hate school!”
says the girl with tons of friends to laugh with, is popular, and who has people actually liking her.

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stayybeautiful_xox
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 4:07pm UTC

When You are
(( WRITING THE STORY OF YOUR l i f e DONT LET ANYONE ELSE♥ ))
Hol d THe Pen

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kara008
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August 31, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Times Square can't shine as bright as you;
I SWEAR IT'S TRUE.

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:17am UTC

Parents call it talking back.
I call it explaining.

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JustWaiting
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August 31, 2012 9:08pm UTC

I am thankful
-For the taxes my family pays
Because it means they have a job.
-For the mess I have to clean up after a party
Because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
-For the clothes that fit too snug
Because it means I have enough to eat.
-For my shadow who watches me
Because it means I'm in sunshine.
-For the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and a gutter that needs fixing
Because it means I have a home.
-For all the complaining I hear about the government
Because it means we have freedom of speech.
-For the spot all the way at the end of the parking lot
Because it means i'm capable of walking.
-For the huge heating bill
Because it means my family is warm.
-For my sister who loves to sing loudly and off-key
Because it means I can hear.
-For aching muscels at the end of the day
Because it means I've been productive.
-For getting too many e-mails
Because I know my friends are thinking of me.
-Unkown

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Honestly...
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Mom: Bye girls!
My friend: Bye! Have fun!
Mom: * Shuts door and leaves*
My friend: Wait, where is your mom going?
Me: A funeral.....
My friend: opps...
true story

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 4:51pm UTC

That sexy face you pull when
you eat something sour.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 12:58pm UTC

16 tomorrow.
16 years of mistakes, happiness, depression, excitement.
16 years of learning from mistakes and making them again.
16 years.
I've survived on this earth for 16 years.
I'm not gonna throw away my life anymore.
I'm not gonna be depressed/sad.
I'm not gonna have suicidal thoughts.
If I've survived these 16 years.
I'm sure I can survive more.
Especially with beautiful people like you.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:12pm UTC

My mom always decides to vaccum durring the exciting part of whatever I'm watching...

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xolivelaughxo
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 11:04pm UTC

I think my iPhone is broken...
I press the home button yet I’m still at school.

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KatieeLovesYouu
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC

The scary moment when...
you put a ring on your finger and can't get it off.
{mini heart attack...}
♥
~Nmq.
I

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伤*
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 10:33am UTC

WHAT GOES
AROUND COMES AROUND
THATS WHAT PEOPLE SAY SO THE PAIN YOU CAUSED ME WILL COME BACK TO YOU SOMEDAY
(OneDirection)

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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Friends: "Get out I need to get dressed!"
Good friends: "Turn around I'm getting changed!"
Best friends: "Dude, I love your bra!"
Twitter

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WhoThatGirl
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 11:08pm UTC

-When food falls on the floor-
Little Germs: "Let's get it!!"
King Germs: "No! We must wait for 5 seconds first!"

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lozza821
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 10:08pm UTC

1D: I'm lying naked on the floor.
Me: My name is the floor.
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
Me: I'm waiting.

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amaraababyxo
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Childhood memory;
"Your mom's here! Qucik, hide so you can't go home!"

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conversel0ver
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Whenever I say I'm bored, my mom hears, "I want to do chores."

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barneythebigpurpledino
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:53pm UTC

"Oh, I don't really like music.."
Me: What.
Witty: What.
One Direction: What.
Goldfish: What.
Nutella: What.
My neighbor: What.
Obama: What.
Psychiatrist: What.
Me: What.

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WhisperInTheDark
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Boys don't realize how lucky they are.
While they go out with all their friends, having a good time, we're at home, cuddled up on the sofa in sweats & hoodies, stuffing our face with chocolate, complaining about how much life sucks, & getting stabbed by thousands of tiny ninja's inside us.

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