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Eli22b
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July 6, 2013 12:07am UTC

You know whats odd to me?
Numbers that aren't divisable by 2.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:05pm UTC

my only skill
includes falling in love with people
I can’t have

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Sometimes,
I will just get annoyed with people randomly.
Like I don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them
but their presence just bothers me.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Honestly,,
some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his girl.

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 4:03pm UTC

me: *bumps into mannequin in a shop*
me: sorry

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Hale_Storm18
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July 5, 2013 6:30pm UTC

God spent a long time crafting you,
and God doesn't make worthless things.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Have you ever noticed
that a girl's, "be ready in 5 minutes!" and a guy's, "I'll be home in 5 minutes!"
are exactly the same.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 7:47pm UTC

"I know I'm gonna get hate for this but..."
"I know this is offensive to some people but..."
"I don't want to start another debate but..."
Here's some advice. If your quote starts like that, don't post it.

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Who needs a social life when
the internet already has everything you could ever need?? I mean it has history for education, and it has cookies in case i ever get hungry??

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Friend: You'll never guess what I'm wearing.
Me: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Him: Uh khakis.
Me: Well, she sounds hideous.
Him: Well, she's a guys so..

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lovecrazy
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July 4, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Normal people: Awe! Your baby is so cute! He/she looks just like you!
Me: Dude your kid is ugly af. I'd get my money back if I were you.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 10:10pm UTC

All America jokes aside, the 4th of July really is my favorite holiday. Why?
It isn't because I get to hang out at the lake. It isn't because I get to watch fireworks. It's not because I get to see my aunt get competely wasted. It's not because underaged drinking is suddenly acceptable.
The reason I love the 4th of July is because of what it represents. It represents us gaining freedom. It represents those who help us protect our freedom. The people currently serving in the military and have served in the military to help us keep our freedom. Those who have died so that we have freedom.
I'd like to thank my dad for having served in the military. I'd like to thank my mom for having seved. I'd like to thank my Aunt DeeAnn for having served. I'd like to thank her husband Steve for currently surving. I'd like to thank my Uncle Danny for having served. I'd like to thank my Grandpa on my mom's side for serving. I'd like to thank my dad's dad (my grandfather who I never knew) for serving. I'd like to thank my Grandpa Jim (my dad's stepfather) for serving. I'd like to thank Matt for having served. I'd like to thank Rocky for serving. I'd like to thank my 5th grade math teacher's son for giving his life so that we remain free.
Please, take a moment to thank those who are currently suring and who have served.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 7:02pm UTC

AMERICAN WITTIANS.
Please ensure your pets are in a safe,secure place,
away from windows and with an area where they can 'hide'
(like a bed they can crawl under) if fireworks are going off in your area.
The loud noises and bright lights can be utterly terrifyingfor animals,
and they may try to run away and get hurt.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:08am UTC

boy: i like your jacket
me: you're welcome
me: wait a second

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Breeze
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July 5, 2013 1:29am UTC

FINAL EXAMS
Things in the course
Things I studied
Things on the exam
Format by Breeze

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 6:25pm UTC

*phone vibrates*
*phone vibrates again*
"You might want to get that. Freedom is calling."
"No. Let freedom ring."

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*Into the Midnight Show*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Book hangover
JUNE 22
When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal because you're still living in the world of the book.
"I have a really bad book hangover today, I could hardly concentrate at work."
by Emmachan3

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Either that's another firework or a tribute is dead.

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ChocoTaco
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July 4, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Me: *Comes downstairs*
Family: Look who decided to get out of their room and spend some quality family time with us!
Me: *Brings out laptop*
Family: Well it's a start...

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