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sugarfreak
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March 30, 2013 3:20am UTC

Is it possible for home to be a person and not a place?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Depression isn't always that girl that's crying in the bathroom
or the boy that is always wearing long sleeves. It isn't
always suicide notes and pill bottles. Sometime's
it's all smiles and good grades. Sometimes it's
the boy that's always helpful and the girl
that you always borrow things from.
Depression isn't always that
easy to notice.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 2:26pm UTC

I ordered a pizza at 11:55 pm on New Years Eve and then when the
delivery guy came at 12:20, I told him that my pizza should be free because I ordered it last year.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:48am UTC

'My head hurts.'
that's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Me: *aggresively procrastinates for three hours on something that could have been finished in a half hour*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Sometimes I have to restrain myself from making inappropriate jokes
in a new friendship because I don't know if they'll laugh or start running away.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:38pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If Friday is the question,
sweatpants are the answer.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:18am UTC

My idea of the perfect date is you
buying me pizza and giving me compliments while i eat it

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I didn't hear you,
so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:00pm UTC

Sirius Black?
I think you mean Sirius African-American.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:54am UTC

When Parents Care… we
call it Restriction!!
.
.
.
.
.
When Boyfriend/
Girlfriend Restricts…
.
.
.
.
.
"Oh My God… He/she is So
“Caring”..

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I'm so ugly,
even the mirror showed a 404 error.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:01am UTC

DO NOT
I repeat, do not, let anyone tell you that your music taste is wrong. I don’t care if you worship Ke$ha and find her songs to be the most groundbreaking and inspiring thing on the planet. You do that! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I fully support your music choices, whether or not I enjoy listening to them.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Pollen: *accidentally enters my body*
Immune System: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Hey, sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl--
Immune System: We're under attack!
Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo--
Immune System: Open the floodgates!
Pollen: The what?
Mucas Membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune System: All of them.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't...oh sh--
*dramatic music*
Me: *sneezes*

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:23am UTC

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the
subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a
single student
to learn all subjects ?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Do you ever
just feel so awkward when you buy something
and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back
but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet
and you can feel the world
judging you from afar.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:18pm UTC

you’re gonna regret not dating me
after I get hot

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC

i would
never cheat on someone.
I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
is a once in a lifetime thing
I'm not gonna mess it up

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 10:55pm UTC

i like online
shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:45am UTC

That Awkward
moment, When your
friend is arguing with
his parents
and his Parents turn
towards you and ask “Do you ever talk to your
parents like this?”
f o r m a t by rajsonkar

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