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livelifeforever22
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August 10, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Typical game of ping pong
5% actually playing ping pong
95% chasing the ball around the room

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BravoSierra
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August 10, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Person Why is it fair that your simple one liner quote gets a top quote?!Me: Sorry. I'll just stop signing into my 643 witty accounts in order to favorite my own quote.

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ThePurpleMandel
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August 10, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Not able to finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending.

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yourcool
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August 10, 2012 2:26pm UTC

your only job as a father is to
keep your daughter off the pole.

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leeuumm
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August 10, 2012 11:39am UTC

My dad has one of the hardest, toughest jobs in the world,
driving 18 wheelers. If it weren't for him, you wouldn't have food
in the grocery stores. He mostly lives on the road, so I hardly
get to see him. All the food in your house was brought by
millions of truckers who sacrifice their lives every day.

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syd70
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August 9, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Here's to the kids who remember:
knock knock;
Whos there?
Banana
banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didn't say banana

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:25pm UTC

lil wayne is quitting rap..
dont you have to start something before you quit? (;

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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Hardest thing ever?
Controlling your laughter in serious situations.

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liles104
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:25pm UTC

that awkward moment when
you accidentally google, google

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fantasstik
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August 9, 2012 4:22pm UTC

BAD LUCK BRIAN *
Looks both ways before crossing the street..
Gets hit by an airplane.
LMAO.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:44pm UTC

I refuse to take even a single bite
of my food until I find something good to watch on tv.

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Britt221099
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Me: Wanna Play Tag?
Friend: Sure!
Me: Almost Got Ya...GOT YOU!
Me: Tag Your It!
Friend: I Dont Wanna Play Anymore.
-.-

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xTheHungerGamesx
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August 9, 2012 3:05pm UTC

Big Bang Theory:
Leonard: Hope you're hungry!
Sheldon: Interesting, a friendly sentiment in this country- a cruel taunt in the Sudan...

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 2:54pm UTC

saying "oohh yeahhh!"
when you actually don't have a clue as to what's going on.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 2:24pm UTC

that really horrible and depressing moment when
you accidently close the wrong tab in your browser.

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fuckyeahquotes
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July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BongdaCity
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 6:10am UTC

Girl: I hate you.
Boy:
Girl: oh sorry,that was my cat:P
Boy: Haha:) ok <3
Girl:Wanna hear a secret?
Boy: Ahm,yes <3
Girl: I don't have a cat:D

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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 5:01am UTC

Things to do when you're bored #2
Put a Dora doll in the middle of the mall, and when
someone goes to take it, shout
"SWIPER NO SWIPING!!"
Series?
nmf

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