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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6586127
WE'LL SEE WE'LL SEE
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago on quote 6586127
im gonna cry
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6670787
I FORGOT TO THE PS PART AGAIN DOG DAMINT
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6586127
aw aw aw ily
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6670787
Dear Maria,

I love you. You have a nice face. You make me laugh very hard. You should move to textas. Someday I will come over and make your parents think i've always been on your volleyball team. You + me = giggle gals. If I saw you now I’d probably run bc wtf are u doing here. I want to touch your face. I would build a juiceless wagon just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be sweater weather. We could brush our teeth under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.
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bye* · 1 decade ago on quote 6670787
omFGTHIS IS PERFECT
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6670787
I FORGOT TO THE PS PART AGAIN DOG DAMINT
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6586127
ur so sweet ily
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago on quote 6586127
IF YOU TAKE WES FROM ME I SWEAR
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6586127
WE'LL SEE WE'LL SEE
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago on quote 6586127
im gonna cry
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6586127
thank you ily
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6641633
maria i have literally been laughing at this quote for like 10 mintues
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6620156
u can do anything if u just believe
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bye* · 1 decade ago on quote 6620156
no no i just dont want to ur gross
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6620156
im kidding touch me pls
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bye* · 1 decade ago on quote 6620156
no i cant
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6620156
no
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bye* · 1 decade ago on quote 6620156
dammit mary
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6616599
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6616599
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barakat* · 1 decade ago on quote 6616599
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6616599
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6501928
why are you commenting on something from over a month ago?
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6586888
Dear Ashley,

I love you. You have a nice butt. You make me laugh. You should come to Texas. Someday I will hug you. You + me = lovahs 5ever. If I saw you now I’d fangirl and die. I want to meet you. I would build a spaceship just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be just the way you are. We could do nothing under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6586133
Dear Ger,

I love you. You have a nice face. You make me happy. You should come to Texas and be my best friend. Someday I will hug ur face. You + me = besties. If I saw you now I’d freak out and cry. I want to hug you. I would build a ginger bread house? just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be idk. We could do nothing bc ew outdoors under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6586112
dear autumn,
I hate you. You have a nice nothing. You make me the off. You should GO JUMP INTO THE OCEAN. Someday I will EAT YOU. You + me= battle. If I saw you now I'd kill myself. I want to slap you. I would build a fiery pit of doom just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be You by Lily Allen. We could fight under the stars.
Love, Mary
PS I hate you.
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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx · 1 decade ago on quote 6586112
i hate you
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6576688
if i was famous i would literally be messing with fans non stop
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6574883
ya (;;
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6560114
thtz rlly disrespectfil self harm is nuthin 2 b jokin bout ok
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago on quote 6560114
You smell.
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RainbowUnicorns33 · 1 decade ago on quote 6560114
^LMFAO!
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MaryDaSwagMasta · 1 decade ago on quote 6527517
why is this a love quote why is this even a quote
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guyscanbebrokentoo · 1 decade ago on quote 6527517
For people who get it, yehp.
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