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MariahLynn

1. MariahLynn
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   there is more people that want it , that have it<3
   
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2. MariahLynn
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   November 25, 2010 2:50pm UTC
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3. MariahLynn
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   November 20, 2010 3:50am UTC
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4. MariahLynn
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   November 20, 2010 3:23am UTC
   Not knowing which Witty quote to put on your FaceBook status:/
   
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5. MariahLynn
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   November 20, 2010 3:20am UTC
   Phone rings: "Hi mom"
   Kid in background: "Oh ya get back to bed"
   
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6. MariahLynn
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2010 1:14am UTC
   Yeah..
   I Must've had a major
   BLONDE MOMENT
   Bec for a second there
   I actually believed it when you said
   "I Love You"
   
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7. MariahLynn
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2010 1:02am UTC
   This is what i am to him,...
   INVISIABLE
   Fav if you see me:/
   H i g h L i g h t
   
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8. MariahLynn
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2010 5:42pm UTC
   1. Go to google maps
   2. Search: Herman-Giest stadium, Hazleton, Luzerne, Pennsylvania 18201
   3. Zoom in all the way
   4. Click Satelite
   5. Llab And Fave(:
   
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9. MariahLynn
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2010 5:28pm UTC
   Hey(: I'm a boy. I'm gunna text you 24/7
   FLIRT. Tell you nice things. Make you laugh. Then, I'm going to ignore you. Flirt with another girl. End up going out with her. And make you Extremely jealous. And your still gunna like me:D
   MWHAHAHA.
   
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10. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 5:18pm UTC
    1. Go on Google Translator
    2. Hit Italian to English
    3. Type in Male
    4. Look at translations
    5. Laugh and Fav (:
    
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11. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 5:12pm UTC
    The AKWARD moment
    when 2 Pedophiles talk to each other on FaceBook pretending there little kids
    And meet up somewhere
    o_O
    
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12. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 5:06pm UTC
    Fav if this happened to you..
    You forgot your Password on your EMAIL sign in. So you click
    "Forgot Password?"
    And the computer says
    "Your password was sent directly to your Email"
    -FML
    
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13. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 5:02pm UTC
    Daughter:"Dad can you read my essay and see if i made any mistakes?"
    Dad:"Sure, You missed a period."
    Mom:"She better not have missed her period!?"
    
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14. MariahLynn
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    November 18, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    Boy:"Hey cutie, Wanna go out?"
    Girl:"I'm seeing someone.."
    Silence..
    Boy: (Reaches in pocket and takes out a Twix)
    Girl:"Uhh?.."
    Boy:"Oh I need a moment to chew it over."
    
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15. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 12:25am UTC
    You said you needed
    Alittle time from my MISTAKES,
    It's funny how you used that
    time to have me REPLACED
    -Justin Bieber</3
    
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16. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 1:28pm UTC
    If you can read this ,
    Your obviously a
    Ninja
    ;D
    
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17. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 1:25pm UTC
    Fav if you ,
    HighLight quotes that
    Dont even say
    Highlight
    :D
    
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18. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Kso ,
    As if today could get any worse i just found out that
    My BestFriend
    since forever
    has Leukemia
    :'(
    :'(I'm not asking for favs or comments or anything i just wanted to get this of my chest and it's not like it would help her. :'(
    
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19. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 12:11pm UTC
    Today my little cousin said:
    "Don't be said Riah, Eat Animal Crackers there so cute"(:
    "Oh man that kid always knows what to say"<3
    
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20. MariahLynn
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 11:55pm UTC
    He's lookinq at his girl like
    "Well Oh Well"
    Im lookinq at his girl like
    "LOL"
    
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