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  1. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Mom: Are you texting _____??;
    ×÷·.·´¯`·)» M E : Y E A H , H O W D I D Y O U K N O W ?
    Mom: Because every time your phone vibrates, you smile? ♥

  2. bwk800 bwk800
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    && who else has
    always wanted to crawl through vents like they do in
    Moviesn movies?

    nmf/nmq

  3. RockyTheRaccoon RockyTheRaccoon
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    You just keep going and going
    until you crash and cry about everything and anything at all.

  4. wishful wishful
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    i hate what my life has become.

  5. Coconut_Lipgloss Coconut_Lipgloss
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    the moment of preparation
    before
    stepping onthe escalator.
    Not mine


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  7. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    my mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
    me: the father of my children
    my mom: what
    me: what


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  9. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    #dead.
    girlfriend; babe, what are you doing?
    boyfriend; nothing much, really tired.. going to sleep now & you sweetheart?
    girlfriend; in the club standing behind you.

  10. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    I'm completely fine and everything is okay.
    That's what you want to hear, right?
    No need to worry about me.


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  12. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    status:
    [ ] Single
    [ ] In a Relationship
    [x] Waiting for something that will never, ever happen
    nmf.

  13. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    1
    "WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
    - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
    - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
    - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
    - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
    - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
    - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
    ____________________________________________________
    WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
    - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
    - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
    - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
    - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
    - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
    - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
    ____________________________________________________
    ADVICE:
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
    in Love.
    ____________________________________________________
    REQUIREMENTS:
    - Add this to ur favorites after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    ____________________________________________________
    IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
    - and can't get them out of your head.
    - then add this to ur favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
    will surprise you.


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  15. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Hey
    oh so you've decided to just pop back into my life again? are you ready to apologize? well I'm afraid it's a little too late for that. how's your new girlfriend... slutty enough for ya? ugh, who am I kidding. I just hope you know how much you hurt me; how much you broke my heart. but it's safe to say that no matter how hard I try, I'll never get over you. I know I deserve so much better than you, yet you're all I ever think about. I still love you, and I always will.
    hi

  16. elizabethdoug17 elizabethdoug17
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    J u s t f o r o n c e
    i want to be a guys first choice. just once.

  17. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    knew you never loved me
    now you've forgotten me too.

  18. ForeverYoung__ ForeverYoung__
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    I wish I wouldv'e said;
    ♥ everything that was in my head.

  19. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    I don't really have a comeback...
    s o I ' m j u s t g o i n g t o c o r r e c t y o u r g r a m m e r a n d s p e l l i n g.
    (;

:)

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