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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment when
    You gently throw your phone
    onto your bed and it
    decides to bounce off of
    3 walls, hit a lamp, and
    kill a cat.
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  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    I really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic

  3. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    "Love is how you stay alive,
    even after you are gone."
    ― Cory Monteith

  4. elizabethgillon elizabethgillon
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 8:37am UTC
    You bleed just to know your alive

  5. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    YOU CAN'T UNDO A FALL LIKE THIS,
    'CAUSE LOVE DON'T KNOW WHAT DISTANCE IS.

  6. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 11:23am UTC
    I wish I could find somebody who is willing to sneak out with me in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and just lay on the roof of the car and stare at the stars and just share with each other everything that we were too afraid to share with anyone else

  7. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    TRULY, MADLY, DEEPLY,
    i am,
    FOOLISHLY, COMPLETY
    falling, and
    somehow you kicked
    all my walls in,
    SO BABY SAY YOU'LL ALWAYS
    keep me,
    truly, madly, crazy, deeply,
    in love with you. ♥
    Please don't remove this!

  8. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 11:29am UTC
    Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love? Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

  9. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    Long distance relationships are hard. Really hard. And no one else quite understands. There are more reasons to fight, to cry, to break up. But distance also gives us a reason to love harder than any other couple should. To fight harder, because in the end, we have something to gain. We have miles to fight through, and closeness to fight for. We put our entire beings into these relationships, and although we may not hold hands as often, or hug as often, or touch lips as often, we will never take those things for granted. Each touch is special, each kiss is cherished. We may be separated by space and time, but the bond between couples who push through the hardest of times is the strongest. There may be miles between, but there is no one closer.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    There were two friends, a girl and a boy, the girl had a ribbon tied to her neck
    and every day the boy asked her why she had it yet she'd never answer him
    they grew up together, and fell in love and still and she wouldn't tell him why
    they got married, and grew old, and she still wouldn't tell him why she had it
    but one day, she said to him that she'll show him why she keeps it on her
    neck and she took it off and her head fell off, the end

  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

  13. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    During school: "What day is it?" "Monday February 10th, 2013 11:58 Eastern Standard time".
    Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably July".

  14. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    Me: no mom it's art
    Me: *continues glueing cheetos to the dog*

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    every time I hear someone say
    swag or yolo I can physically feel my brain cells dying.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da" instead of “the" because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 10:23am UTC
    Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
    And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this

  18. Emily* Emily*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Sometimes
    i grab my bo.obs.
    because , well i can.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    so you got 15 minutes of homework done?
    better reward yourself with 6 hours of aimless web surfing.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I'm not judging you for doing it.
    I'm judging you for putting it on facebook.

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