yer mommas so dumb she blinked and got lost.
yer mamas so dumb she went to an antiques shop and asked, "What's new?"
yer mamas so dumb she went to see a rated R movie and when it said under 18 no permitted she went home and got 17 friends.
Yer mamas so dumb when youu said youu needed gas for the car she farted at the gas tank.
Yer mamas so dumb she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yer mamas so fat she puts on her lipstickwiff a paintroller!
Yer mamas so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singing, "We are family, even thought yer fatter than me!"
Yer mamas so fat god couldn't light up the earth until she moved.
Yer moms so fat she has more chins than a phonebook from hong kong!!
Yer mamas so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!