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MandiiLovee

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Member Since: 6 Mar 2009 10:10pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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  1. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 4:02pm UTC
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD: -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY: -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU: - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS: - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES: - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT: - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU: - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY: - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST: - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU: - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING: -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED: -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK
    WHEN SHE LOOKS WORRIED: - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND: - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD: -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU..

  2. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2009 4:35pm UTC
    Bombing for peace is like
    Screaming for silence.

  3. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2009 5:04pm UTC
    No. he's not edward cullen.
    No. he's not nick jonas.
    No. he's not romeo.
    But! ; he is mine.
    and he acts like all three of them ahmazing guyssss.
    and all that matters to me is,
    he loves me the way i love him.
    ((which is a lot))
    ^my friend made this^
    just changed some words and colors.
    lovee youuuu aleaahh(:

  4. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 3:47pm UTC
    And with all this happening at once;
    I'm simply going to get on my knees; and pray.
    Talk to the Lord my savior.

  5. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 3:47pm UTC
    FUNNY!
    A strange woman puts three men in her apartment.
    One under the bed, one in her closet, and one in the bathroom.
    She leaves them there and comes back three years later.
    She checks the one under the bed and he is dead because he starved to death.
    The one in her closet is dead too for the same reason.
    She goes to the bathroom and the guy is alive.
    She asks, "How did youu survive?!"
    and he answers, "I ate all the red napkins in the trashh can." ((period pads))
    hahahahahah oh em gee that's so funnyyy.
    nasty.
    but funny(:
    CLICK ON THE HEART LOTS AND LOTS!

  6. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 3:41pm UTC
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  7. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 9:32pm UTC
    && When life hands youu lemons;
    Throw them back and yell,
    "We want Edward Cullen!"
    i'm not obsessed just thought it was funny(:

  8. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 9:16pm UTC
    Friends are like potatoes;
    If you eat them,
    THEY DIE!!
    oh em geee!
    So freaking funny(:

  9. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    Grab your phonnee.
    what kind iss yourr phonne?
    9400 ((the phone that flips into a T))
    Whos the first person to come up under the letter M?
    maddieyourbestfran
    Whos the last person you called?
    Mommy.<333
    Who was your last missed call from?
    Omar
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Dan!
    Who is speed dial 2?
    Mommy.<333
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jahmir
    Who was your last received call from?
    Daddy:)
    Whos your speed dial number 4?
    Mama
    What does your banner say?
    [<3]
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    It can only hold up to 50. buuut right now 53(:
    What do you have as your background?
    me and three kids after school yesterday(:
    Whos speed dial number one?
    voicemail.
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    robertt.<33
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    Benjiiiiiiii:)
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    twoo):
    Who was your last message from?
    robertt.<33
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    robertt.<33
    l33xa<333333333333333
    Brad:)
    dude ((rafael))
    Graciee<3
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    Amy
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    Daddy:)
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    "Hahaa cool. I thought it was jucked up though ?"
    er.....not meant to sound wrong.
    Who is the first name in your phone book?
    hahahahahah! i was scared youu would ask.... a aaBon Qui Qui ((don't ask))
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    yami<3
    I love mee myy phonee(:

  10. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 5:02pm UTC
    the blonde test :)
    lets see whos a dumb blondeeee.
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [ ] You have jumped out of a movingvehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [ ] You have ran into a tree
    7 [ ] It Is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [x] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [ ] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
    28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [ ] You break a lot of things; just about everydaay :p
    33 [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you (most of t hem do)
    34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallenout of your chair before
    36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [ ] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing
    29/40
    not that dumb(:

  11. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 7:04am UTC
    && for the first time;
    when youu texted me, "i love youu";
    it felt fake;
    && now I feel empty.
    venting.

  12. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2009 10:15pm UTC
    Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head?
    Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...
    This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    1.carly
    2.robert
    3.leexa
    4.grace
    5.aleah
    6.sam
    7.emerson
    8.dylan
    9.steven
    10.tori
    11.maddie
    12.taran
    13.brad
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    How did you meet 10?
    school in 4th grade
    \Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    no
    Would 13 and 3 make a good couple?
    haaa maybee. buth tall:)
    Are you good friends with 13?
    yupperdoodlecakessss
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    uhmmm yeah aleah ((ehem; girl)) is sexyy ?
    Something about number 1?
    my bifffffffffffffffffffff(:
    How did you meet 12?
    homeroom
    What's 7's favorite color?
    hahahaa don't quite know.
    What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you?
    uhmm that's my best friend since firsdt grade butt he prolly does and i already told him it would ruin our AHMAZING, WILD times
    Fact about 9?
    is pretty friken ugly(;
    ILY STEVENN!
    Would you ever live with 4?
    ARE YOUU JOKING?! durrrrrrr!(;
    Is 2 single?
    hell no! taken by meeee(;
    <33333333333
    Where does 7 live?
    idkk. next city(:
    What do you think about 2?
    ahmazing, sweet, funny, bestyyy, boyfriiiend(;
    Whats the worst and best thing about 5
    best: sweet
    worst: ehhh.............
    Who is 11 going out with?
    nadie. no one.
    What do you like about number 3?
    she is my number one biffffffffyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! we made ten years of being best friends last sunday(;

  13. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 12:24pm UTC
    Why is it that happiness can disappear in an instant
    but sadness stays around forever?
    Think about it....

  14. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 6:40pm UTC
    Youu Know Yer in Lovee When...
    youu hear a love song and think of him; yer mind wanders off about him 24/7; youu get a text and yer heartbeat gets faster cause theres that small chance it could be his reply; youu hug and walk away and want so much more; youu can't stop talking about him; youu write on witty about what youu guys do and file it under love; yer amazed at everything about him; youu can't think of one flaw even if youu had all day;
    I think I'm in Lovee...just a bit:]

  15. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2009 4:07pm UTC
    No,
    g r a v i t y
    is NOT responsible for people falling in love.
    ~Einstein<33

  16. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 4:43pm UTC
    And before I leave I’d like one thing. I’d like you to tell me that you loved me. Don’t lie to yourself and say you didn’t cuz I’ve seen your eyes, I’ve seen the emotion behind them. So don’t lie to me and tell me I meant nothing to you when you know I meant the world.
    not minee:)

  17. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 4:41pm UTC
    "Blood means you’re related. It doesn’t mean you’re family."
    Boy Meets World is AHMAZING! :)

  18. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 4:39pm UTC
    Cory and Topanga sitting in a tree. A B C D E F G!
    I [<3] Boy meets world

  19. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 5:22pm UTC
    They say love is for losers;
    I guess I'm a loser...
    and a huge one at that.

  20. MandiiLovee MandiiLovee
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 4:38pm UTC
    &&I'm writing this life in pen not in pencil
    cause sadly, i can't erase my mistakes.
    So live with no regrets.
    And think before youu do anything.

:)

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