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kara008
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August 21, 2012 10:16pm UTC

I dream of a better world
where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned...

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DemonwithaHalo
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August 24, 2012 10:15am UTC

Just because the past taps you on the shoulder
Doesn't mean you have to look back

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tattiewattie
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August 24, 2012 8:17am UTC

I give 100% at school;
18% Monday
23% Tuesday
25% Wednesday
22% Thursday
12% Friday
_______________
100% EFFORT
tattiewattie <3

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tattiewattie
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August 24, 2012 8:13am UTC

After Tuesday, even
the calander goes
W T F
tattiewattie <3

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Harper*
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 8:40am UTC

me- (opens Fridge and see's chocolate cake)
me- MOM! can i have a little teeny peice?
mom- no. its to early in the day. after dinner.
me- (waits by fridge)
(after dinner)
me- can i have it now?
mom- no. its to late in the day. you should have asked earlier.
me- but..
mom- dont sass me!
me- -.-

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zubair
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June 22, 2012 7:57pm UTC

i really don't like it whenmy parents tell other relatives my mistakes.

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zubair
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June 26, 2012 2:32pm UTC

H e r e ' s T o T h e K i d s . . . . Who Memorize Lyrics Faster Than Vocabulary Words.

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zubair
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 3:32pm UTC

♥ Maybe Raindrops Are The
bravest thing created by God.Want to know why ?
It is because .....they are Never afraid of falling....

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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never_first_choice
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 7:51pm UTC

No Need For A Fairytale
She doesn't wanna be saved
she's no damsel in distress
she doesn't need your help
she doesn't need a prince
she doesn't need rescued
so don't bother with the white horse
don't worry about happily ever after
she's no fan of fairytales
she isn't locked up in a tower
no witch has cost a spell on her
she doesn't envy Cinderella
she doesn't wanna be Snow White
she doesn't want to be somewhere else
she's just fine with where she's at
she knows her dreams and fantasies
so time is all she needs
so don't promise her a happy ending
cause all she'll do is pass
she won't take your promises literally
they've been broken in the past
she doesn't want prince charming
she has no need for that
she's not wishing for a castle
who really want that
she is just fine with reality
because that's the place she's at
she doesn't need seven dwarfs
or henchmen after her
so she keeps her hopes high
fairytales just aren't her thing
so she's not expecting one tonight

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Madness4567
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 2:04pm UTC

1 notification
*Jumps out of seat and over to laptop*
1 fave on your quote
"Oh Yeah!" *Jumps epically into the air*

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Raise your hand if have
ever felt personally
victimized by Regina
George.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 6:47pm UTC

RIP Mermaid Man
You were a part of my childhood, a part that I will never forget. Spongebob wouldn't have been the same without you. RIP Ernest Borgnine.
1917 - 2012

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MegaDirectioner
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July 10, 2012 1:10pm UTC

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end they way you cactus.
nmq

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BriBri27
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July 6, 2012 5:14pm UTC

you see that heart? yeah I'd click it snd you'll get a suprise on your profile later

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 6:06pm UTC

if you say you've never peed
in the shower, you are lying. and that's a fact.

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BravoSierra
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July 6, 2012 6:54pm UTC

My Dad reading a magazine in TargetDad:*reads magazine title* 120 Awkward Moments with One Direction
Me:Dad:Me:Dad: *opens to poster* They look like they're humping each other.Dad: Why would they even pose like that?Dad: Who told them that was a good idea?Me:Dad:Me:Dad:Me:Dad: *in a flamboyantly gay voice* Just climb on top of each other and smile!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Mom: Can I see your witty?
Me: What witty?
Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*

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MegaDirectioner
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July 3, 2012 7:49am UTC

Meeting One Direction #3*Won the copetition to meet 1D on stage*Liam: Nice to meet you! Whats your name?Me: My Future WifeLiam: Everybody meet My Future Wife!Harry:Louis:Niall:Zayn:Paul:Audience:People watvhing TV:The World:Me: *smiles*Liam: Oh, wait....Fave for a series

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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