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  1. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    we go together
    like the winter and a sweater.

  2. AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    soft kitty, warm kitty,
    little ball of fur.
    Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
    purr, purr, purr.

  3. csoccer926 csoccer926
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    One day an 11 year old girl asked her daddy, "What are you going to get me for my 15th birthday?" The father replied, "There is much time left." When the girl was 14 she fainted and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor came out and told her dad she had a bad heart. When she was lying in the hosptial bed she said "Daddy,. have they told you im going to die yet?" The father replied yes as he left weeping. She said "How can you be sure." He turned around from the door and said "I know." She turns 15 when she is recovering and comes home to find a letter on her bet. It says "My Dearest Daughter, if you are reading this it means all went well as I told you. One day you asked me what I was giving you for your 15th birthday, I didn't know then but now my preasent to you is a MY HEART." Her father donated his heart.
    If you believe that God gave his only son to die for you, like this

  4. gretaababess gretaababess
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    FAVE
    and i will blow up your notifications!

  5. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    The awkward moment when someone's
    crying
    and you're just sitting there awkwardly like "wanna hug?"

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    One of the saddest sights in
    the world is seeing your mom cry.

  7. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    j u s t f o u n d o u t f o r r e s t g u m p s p a s s w o r d ,
    1forrest1
    -tumblr♥

  8. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 5:46pm UTC
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  9. 13storyofmylife13 13storyofmylife13
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    I was walking down the hall today,
    wearing my favorite hat ever,
    when my Principle said:
    "Hats are not aloud in school."
    My best friend responded:
    "Ninjas aren't aloud in school either. But I'm here."
    I love her <3

  10. xx_depression_xx xx_depression_xx
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    Favorite this if you think that 2 x0 x1 x1Has gone very fast!

  11. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    movies:
    group of three close bestfriends, friendship seems perfect.
    real life:
    3 people. 2 insperable. 1 confused in how she fits in to the friendship


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Year 2392
    Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
    Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
    Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

  14. WittyMegan WittyMegan
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    And who else wants to be
    kissed under the mistletoe
    this year?

  15. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    H.O.P.E.
    Hold on, pain ends.

  16. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    If your birthday is in November,
    then you know, your parents really enjoyed Valentines Day...
    NFM/FMQ

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 2:22pm UTC
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  19. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Dear Taylor Swift,
    I want my diary back please..
    thankyou.
    nmf

  20. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 10:52pm UTC
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