13storyofmylife13

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Member Since: 2 Dec 2011 03:52pm

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Me llama AnnaMarie. Anna. Ana. Pronounced Ana. Spelt Anna. Yeah.
Soccer = not my life but I do like it and play it a lot. USA, you don't really need to know where exactly. Who's still reading this? Idk, but thanks. I'm an only child :), but when I was younger I was lonley ;(. Lol.

Stillll not sure what to say. Questions? I probably have the answers to 'em. Maybe. Actually... no, I won't. Who knows?

My life doesn't suck. Actually, compared to half the girls(/boys) on witty, my life is rainbows and Unicorns. I want a Unicorn. Named Phillip. Lolol :D I've seen a lot, heard of a lot, know a lot. Even though I didn't experience something first hand, doesnt mean I can't help. I want to be a writer, like wicked badddddd :D Workin on a story now ;3 I is a nerrdyyyy galll.

Don't be shy :)

13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Say "Eye."
Spell "Map."
Say "Ness."
Laugh.

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posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:27pm UTC

He'll never like a girl like me.

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posted a quote
February 27, 2012 8:03pm UTC

sprinting up the stairs because
you sense an evil presence behind you.

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 9:14pm UTC

FACT:
The first 10 years of a girls life are spent playing with Barbies.
The next ten are spent trying to be one.

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Forget boys.
Those little messages on a cough drop wrapper
Give me hope :)

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 3:11pm UTC

"15 likes and I'll say the ten hottest girls at our school."
-Recent boy's facebook status
Anyone else's Jerk-Radar going off right now?

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Every Wittian needs to see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlTdkYXuzE
PLeas

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 5:52pm UTC

So many younge girls came onto witty, looking for someone to talk to so they didn't kill themselves.
(I've seen it.)
What are they going to do if Witty shuts down?
Thanks Google, for possibly killing innocent girls.

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 11:55am UTC

"How do you make a goldfish age?"
"How?"
"Take out the G and make it oldfish! :D"
"Haha. Cheesy joke."
"Literally."
We love Goldfish Crackers.
<3

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 7:50pm UTC

Awkwardly blowing your nose
----in a silent room----

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 5:44pm UTC

TINA,
You fAt LaRd,
come get your dinner!
Fave if you know where this is from <3

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 5:05pm UTC

Anytime you hear a chainsaw,
you immediantly think someone is going to come after you with it.
You know you do it.

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13storyofmylife13
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 4:51pm UTC

Roses are blue.
Violets are red.
This poem doesn't rhyme.
Microwave.

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posted a quote
December 2, 2011 4:29pm UTC

I was walking down the hall today,
wearing my favorite hat ever,
when my Principle said:
"Hats are not aloud in school."
My best friend responded:
"Ninjas aren't aloud in school either. But I'm here."
I love her <3

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