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LukeyPookey

poprocks_choosewisely · 1 decade ago
You also want someone who you're attracted to not only emotionally, but physically as well.
Hate to burst your bubble, but if you're gonna say the truth then you should say the whole truth. (And nothing but the truth sorry I just couldn't resist)
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★♡flying high♥☆* · 1 decade ago
A to the men
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Fading.From.Reality* · 1 decade ago
'All work and no play makes Jonny..?!'
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BrookieeCookiee · 1 decade ago
SMELLS LIKE MORE BULLSHIT.
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cookii_brookii · 1 decade ago
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/-not-now.gif
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I'mNotOkay* · 1 decade ago
When people get in a fight just stay out of it! If you post your opinion you will get hate for it. 95% of us are obsessed with something. Feel free to express yourself! Most of us are crazy and random... if someone isnt.... dont trust them! You know that social life you have? Yeah well thats gone! This websites addicting and you cant stay off of it! I'll gladly be your friend! I'll gladly be anyones friend! Oh and do not insult One Direction there are quite a few directioners on here that will pretty much kill you through the computer same with the belibers. Dont insult the witty populars (I've done that before... Yeah... bad idea) make sure to eat your school, stay in drugs and dont do vegitables! 0_0 I think I said that wrong! Maybe it was on purpose (0.0) Mwhahahahaha now you'll never know!!!! :)))))) If you have any questions you can ask me! (I'm super friendly if you cant tell) Have a witty-tastic day. And enjoy watching your social life disappear ;) <3
xoxo,
Bree
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I'mNotOkay* · 1 decade ago
I wish I knew guys like you
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DawnRaven · 1 decade ago
I wish there were a guy in my life like you. :"(
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My_Lazy_Knight* · 1 decade ago
that's the most amazing thing I have ever seen a boy say!...that's kind of sad but...unfortunately its true :/...but that's amazing!
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Matt_ · 1 decade ago
Dude yes. I'm fed up.
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dandelions · 1 decade ago
Also sometimes war breaks out. Just sit back, laugh a little, but don't get involved in it. when people get in wars on witty, it is the dumbest yet most amusing thing.
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dandelions · 1 decade ago
If you're really a girl just stop think, do I have a life? But if you're really a guy then you're cool. But if you have seen a quote on witty already, don't repost it.
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absent * · 1 decade ago
Forget about having a social life, you kissed that goodbye when you pressed the 'join us' button, and if you have good taste in music, I will most likely want to be your friend. And also, there's no limits to what you post, just be free, DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. Sorry, I had too, but just express yourself, and just write whatever you want to. As they say, 'They see me scrollin' they hatin' xD
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angelle* · 1 decade ago
Hi. c:
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/do-not-want.gif
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
-You can't wear a tank top two days in a row
-you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week.
-we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays.
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Buzz_LightYear · 1 decade ago
Well this escalated quickly.
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crazyshaelie · 1 decade ago
Listen kid, you came here to chew bubblegum, and make quotes. And you're all out of bubblegum.
So make quotes, whether people like them or not, 'cos you're not here to please people. YOU'RE HERE TO MAKE QUOTES!

NOW GO GET 'EM TIGER
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*Into the Midnight Show* · 1 decade ago
Don't post your opinion, since people will attack you if you do.
Use loads of GIFS thats about it.
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Melisaa · 1 decade ago
Wear pink on wednesdays.
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