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Lover17

1. Lover17
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 5:10pm UTC
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   Look Left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :P
   You idiot. You looked right didn't you?♥
   Faav
   if you did<3
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2. Lover17
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 3:31pm UTC
   Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand..
   hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
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3. Lover17
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2011 1:46pm UTC
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   Jesus can walk on water
   Humans are 75% water.
   I can walk on humans.
   Therefore, I'm 75% Jesus.
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4. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 1:27pm UTC
   Don't. Sleep .With.
   your head under the pillow.
   You'll wake up with a full of coins and no teeth.
   ♥
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5. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 3:20pm UTC
   My back is not a voice
   mail,
   So say it to my face.
   
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6. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 3:10pm UTC
   ......
   There are two rules when in a relationship.
   1: The woman is always right.
   2: When in doubt refer to rule #1
   ......
   . ......
   
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7. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 3:41pm UTC
   Be optimistic:
   Everyone you hate will eventually die.
   
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8. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 9:18am UTC
   -----------♥-----------
   You hate it when it's dark and your brain is like, "Hey you know what you haven't thought of in a while?....Monsters!"
   -----------♥-----------
   
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9. Lover17
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 9:08am UTC
   ............
   At this rate,
   Harry and Ginny Potter's
   fourth kid is going to be name
   Dobby Hedwig.
   ............
   
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10. Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    No, Your wrong!
    So, you just sit there in your wrongness
    And be wrong!
    
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11. Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    "A" in Pretty Little Liars
    must have no social life
    since they apparently spend
    all of their time stalking
    four 16 year old girls
    and thinking up new ways to
    reveal their secrets.
    
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12. Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    Your suitcase “magically” shrinks
    on the trip back.
    
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13. Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    When you were little
    you thought the differently shaped
    bubble blowers would make bubbles of that shape.
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14. Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 5:26pm UTC
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    Barack obama's birthday
    is 8/4...
    [8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]]
    is 9/11...
    HOLY SH*T OBAMAS A TERRORIST!!
    ------------
    
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15. Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    ............
    If tetris has taught you anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
    ............
    
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16. Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 9:45am UTC
    Some roses are red.
    Some condoms are blue.
    All STD's are contagious.
    So watch who you screw.
    ;)
    
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17. Lover17
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 9:36am UTC
    ......
    I'm not single and I'm not taken, I'm simply on reserve for the one who has my heart.
    ......
    
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18. Lover17
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:15am UTC
    If jelly isn't dripping
    off the side of your PB&J......
    you made it wrong.
    
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19. Lover17
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:06am UTC
    ......
    At least once in your life
    you have pretended
    to stick a needle in your arm with a mechanical pencil.
    ......
    
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20. Lover17
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:01am UTC
    ~Yawning~
    is our bodies way of saying: 20% of battery remaining
    
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