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Lover17
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July 25, 2011 9:18pm UTC

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If at first you don’t succeed,
destroy all evidence that show you tried.
♥
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Lover17
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July 22, 2011 12:58pm UTC

The less you use swear words,
the more power they have when you do
use them.

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Lover17
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July 22, 2011 12:38pm UTC

You know that it's
going to be a
good day when you eat Lucky Charms and you don't run out
of marshmallows until the
very last bite.

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Lover17
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July 18, 2011 10:37am UTC

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems….

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Lover17
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July 18, 2011 10:32am UTC

Ways to annoy people
1. Name your dog “Dog”.
2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
3. Begin all your sentences with “ooh la la!”
4. Speak only in a “Robot” voice.
5. Wear your pants backwards.
6. Ask people what gender they are.
7. Ask your waitress for an extra seat for your “imaginary friend”.
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Mow your lawn with scissors.
10. Honk and wave at strangers.

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Lover17
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July 15, 2011 4:46pm UTC

Everyone is too preoccupied with Voldemort's lack of nose to notice that he also has no eyebrows.

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Lover17
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July 15, 2011 1:13pm UTC

You used the bottom of your shirt to carry things as a kid
Am I right?
But/And fav if you still do ;)

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Lover17
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July 15, 2011 1:08pm UTC

All the other movies
coming out the same day
as “Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hollows Part 2”
don’t stand a chance.

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Lover17
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July 15, 2011 1:04pm UTC

“Order in the court!”
“Yes, I’ll have a burger and a pepsi.”

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Lover17
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April 30, 2011 5:59pm UTC

You know your swimming pool needs cleaning when your neighbor's kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline

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Lover17
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December 1, 2010 7:48am UTC

Today, my cat died. I posted the news as my status on facebook. A bunch of friends commented saying sorry about the loss. One of my friends though commented saying, "Oh no!! :((( I hope he gets better!"
MLIA.

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Lover17
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October 31, 2010 12:21pm UTC

Somebody Slap Her
-.-

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Lover17
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October 29, 2010 7:28pm UTC

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Lover17
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October 11, 2010 2:54pm UTC

You know when you're singing along with this song, and you know all the words cause you really love it. Then a train passes and a door closes, and you can't hear the music anymore, but you keep singing anyway. Then, when you can hear it again, you're still perfectly in time with it? Well, that's what love is.

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Lover17
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October 10, 2010 9:20pm UTC

In gym class, you don't run A mile... you run THE mile :D

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October 9, 2010 3:18pm UTC

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Lover17
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October 9, 2010 3:14pm UTC

You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely,
~Kurt From Glee J<3

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Lover17
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October 7, 2010 4:41pm UTC

You miss one day of school and something awesome happens.
:(

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Lover17
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October 7, 2010 4:38pm UTC

Today, I was playing the Wii with my cousins. My 6 year old cousin's controller went off and he kept asking how to turn it back on but no one was listening, he then yelled "HOW DO I TURN MYSELF ON?!?!"
MLIA

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Lover17
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October 7, 2010 4:35pm UTC

Today, I realized that when I read a spelling mistake, I look at the keyboard to see if the letter was close

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